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[blackpig]

He will announce his abdication on Feb28 - the first time in 600 years a Pope has packed it in before popping his clogs. It is prophesied that the next Pope will be black and after that the world will come to an end. I like Mondays.

[Mikeo]

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blackpig wrote:

He will announce his abdication on Feb28 - the first time in 600 years a Pope has packed it in before popping his clogs. It is prophesied that the next Pope will be black and after that the world will come to an end. I like Mondays.

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wow, I didn't think you could resign on that gig. I guess ya can.

Pope Benny is 85

Maybe he just needs a holiday

[TubeAddict]

He's gonna go out in style with hookers and blow instead of wearing a dress surrounded by old men. :thu:

[I Play Um]

Maybe they should place an ad this time....

Pope Wanted...Must have the look...Able to travel and tour...No gear necessary...Great perks for the right dude....no bitches please!

[Mikeo]

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I Play Um wrote:

Maybe they should place an ad this time....

Pope Wanted...Must have the look...Able to travel and tour...No gear necessary...Great perks for the right dude....no bitches please!

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awesome, gig 4 the rite dude.

There's nothing sayin the pope can't be a married guy either, you just have to married before becoming pope.

I wonder how much it pays? 

I'd make a great pope, I'd even have my own pope bobblehead series 4 sale. I don't speak latin though, just a bit of pig latin here and there.

[I Play Um]

Maybe we should vote in an OJ Pope...you'd have to know Pig Latin and Moronese

[Mikeo]

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I Play Um wrote:

Maybe we should vote in an OJ Pope...you'd have to know Pig Latin and Moronese

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good id-er

The OJ pope has to have a cool name with a bunch of roman numerals after it too.

[jackcheez]

If I could care less I wouldn't exist.

[I Play Um]

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Mikeo wrote:

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I Play Um wrote:

Maybe we should vote in an OJ Pope...you'd have to know Pig Latin and Moronese

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good id-er

The OJ pope has to have a cool name with a bunch of roman numerals after it too.

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Not to mention a snazzy hat!

[I Play Um]

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jackcheez wrote:

If I could care less I wouldn't exist.

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You seem to exist.

[tuco]

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Mikeo wrote:

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blackpig wrote:

He will announce his abdication on Feb28 - the first time in 600 years a Pope has packed it in before popping his clogs. It is prophesied that the next Pope will be black and after that the world will come to an end. I like Mondays.

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wow, I didn't think you could resign on that gig. I guess ya can.

Pope Benny is 85

Maybe he just needs a holiday

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Afte he said aliens exist, they got out the glided butterfly net.

[Kunac]

he drives a nice car

[EddietheCartboy]

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Kunac wrote:

he drives a nice car

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I don't think they let him drive it. Plus, he's gotta stand up most of the time when he's in it.

[isaac42]

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Mikeo wrote:

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I Play Um wrote:

Maybe they should place an ad this time....

Pope Wanted...Must have the look...Able to travel and tour...No gear necessary...Great perks for the right dude....no bitches please!

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awesome, gig 4 the rite dude.

There's nothing sayin the pope can't be a married guy either, you just have to married before becoming pope.

I wonder how much it pays? 

I'd make a great pope, I'd even have my own pope bobblehead series 4 sale. I don't speak latin though, just a bit of pig latin here and there.

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Doesn't pay anything. In fact, I think you have to take a vow of poverty. But they take good care of you while you're on the job.

[isaac42]

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Kunac wrote:

he drives a nice car

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He doesn't drive it. He has people for that.

[Jerry_Lev]

I'd be willing to take the job, but they'd have to bend the requirements a bit. No funny hats, work from home, waive any drug test, stuff like that. And I'm not Christian.

My drummer has a cousin that is pretty high up in the church, he might even be one of the cardinals in charge of selecting the new guy. I'll have to ask him if he has enough pull to get me in.

[Kunac]

so jerry...this cousin thats high in the church...is he up in the steeple or is smoking pot?

[Jerry_Lev]

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Kunac wrote:

so jerry...this cousin thats high in the church...is he up in the steeple or is smoking pot?

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I will ask him next time we get together. Could be both. That could be the puff of white smoke!

[Mikeo]

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isaac42 wrote:

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Mikeo wrote:

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I Play Um wrote:

Maybe they should place an ad this time....

Pope Wanted...Must have the look...Able to travel and tour...No gear necessary...Great perks for the right dude....no bitches please!

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awesome, gig 4 the rite dude.

There's nothing sayin the pope can't be a married guy either, you just have to married before becoming pope.

I wonder how much it pays? 

I'd make a great pope, I'd even have my own pope bobblehead series 4 sale. I don't speak latin though, just a bit of pig latin here and there.

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Doesn't pay anything. In fact, I think you have to take a vow of poverty. But they take good care of you while you're on the job.

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Popes don't look too po'

[blackpig]