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Mikeo
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‎01-30-2013 05:09 AM

I dated this girl Denise for a week so I could get in to her panties andthen I wasn't very nice to her.

She was cute, but a lil chubby. I saw her like 10 years ago at age 40, she was still cute and chubby.


Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.


Bye bye OJ it's been fun!

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‎01-30-2013 06:03 AM

OK...I have something to admit to....of all the crazy shit and unbelieveable things I've done....I've never tortured anyone to death!

Most all people are safe around me....I'm glad I've said that....I'm so ashamed!:smileysad:

Bite Me...Its The New Blow Me!
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‎01-30-2013 06:05 AM

I Play Um wrote:

OK...I have something to admit to....of all the crazy shit and unbelieveable things I've done....I've never tortured anyone to death!

Most all people are safe around me....I'm glad I've said that....I'm so ashamed!:smileysad:

me too

 


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Bye bye OJ it's been fun!

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‎01-30-2013 09:34 AM

Mikeo wrote:
I Play Um wrote:

OK...I have something to admit to....of all the crazy shit and unbelieveable things I've done....I've never tortured anyone to death!

Most all people are safe around me....I'm glad I've said that....I'm so ashamed!:smileysad:

me too

 

Why you...why you..I'm lost for words!

Bite Me...Its The New Blow Me!
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‎01-30-2013 09:35 AM

I Play Um wrote:
Mikeo wrote:
I Play Um wrote:

OK...I have something to admit to....of all the crazy shit and unbelieveable things I've done....I've never tortured anyone to death!

Most all people are safe around me....I'm glad I've said that....I'm so ashamed!:smileysad:

me too

 

Why you...why you..I'm lost for words!

This seems unlikely.

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‎01-30-2013 09:40 AM

Pigger wrote:
I Play Um wrote:
Mikeo wrote:
I Play Um wrote:

OK...I have something to admit to....of all the crazy shit and unbelieveable things I've done....I've never tortured anyone to death!

Most all people are safe around me....I'm glad I've said that....I'm so ashamed!:smileysad:

me too

 

Why you...why you..I'm lost for words!

This seems unlikely.

Please dont belittle my shame...it took all I have to come clean!

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‎01-30-2013 10:39 AM

I tried to burn down my school.

 

Twice.

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‎01-30-2013 10:53 AM

I just poasted in PP. :womanembarrassed:

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‎01-30-2013 11:02 AM

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I tried to burn down my school.

 

Twice.

dancing

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‎01-30-2013 06:20 PM

Mikeo wrote:

I dated this girl Denise for a week so I could get in to her panties andthen I wasn't very nice to her.

She was cute, but a lil chubby. I saw her like 10 years ago at age 40, she was still cute and chubby.

Did you go back for seconds when you saw her again?
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‎01-30-2013 06:35 PM

I held up Santa Clause at (cap) gun point at the Eatontown mall when I was 13. :smileysad:
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‎01-30-2013 07:10 PM

I've killed two skunks just because they decimated my lawns.

Two lives lost for the sake of vanity.:catsad:

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‎02-01-2013 08:18 AM

I once called the plasma bank and asked if I could get my television refilled.
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‎02-01-2013 08:26 AM

I used to be a registered Republican :smileysurprised:
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‎02-01-2013 09:10 AM

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I used to be a registered Republican :smileysurprised:

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‎02-01-2013 09:15 AM

I carried a loaded pistol with me all day yesterday and didnt shoot anyone at alll...
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‎02-01-2013 10:16 AM - edited ‎02-01-2013 10:19 AM

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I used to be a registered Republican :smileysurprised:

BA Ha Wah Ha Bah Ha Wah Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!:catlol:

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‎02-01-2013 10:25 AM

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I carried a loaded pistol with me all day yesterday and didnt shoot anyone at alll...


I was carrying a loaded love gun but didn't shot anyone either!:smileysad: I test fired it though!:smileyvery-happy:

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I Play Um wrote:
Voltan wrote:
I carried a loaded pistol with me all day yesterday and didnt shoot anyone at alll...


I was carrying a loaded love gun but didn't shot anyone either!:smileysad: I test fired it though!:smileyvery-happy:

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‎02-01-2013 02:53 PM

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maybe tomorrow.


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