Open Jam

[M-1 Fan]

http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html

[MainzMan]

I've got a 9.6 inch cock? :eek: :confused:

I wish.

[Zurich17]

The scary thing is that its almost spot on :eek:

[Valkeus]

I'm a UK size 14 (15 US) :thu: I don't have a 12' penis though :cry:

[MainzMan]

I'm a UK size 14 (15 US) :thu:

I don't have a 12' penis though :cry:

Wow, that's some set of plates you got there. :eek:

[Valkeus]

Wow, that's some set of plates you got there. :eek:

:cool:

It can be a right cunt to find shoes though :eek:

[Professor Tom]

:cool:

It can be a right cunt to find shoes though :eek:

There's a shop that deals with very tall men and large shoe sizes in London, John Cleese shops there but I can't remember where it is.

[TubeAddict]

I talked to a couple of hippy chicks years ago who had personally collected a lot of data on this subject. They said the shoe size thing didn't work, but there was a corrrelation with the size of the big toe. YMMV

[MainzMan]

I talked to a couple of hippy chicks years ago who had personally collected a lot of data on this subject. They said the shoe size thing didn't work, but there was a corrrelation with the size of the big toe. YMMV

I have a huge big toe. :thu:

[jackcheez]

I find teh penis sizes slightly overstated.

[Cliff Fiscal]

I'd have an 11"+ penis if that chart were true..........:eek:

I don't think finding shoes would be the problem......finding underpants might be more of a "cunt".

[guitarmonster]

There is no correlation. I have a relatively small shoe size, but an enormous schlong.

[:mad::love:]

I'd have an 11"+ penis if that chart were true..........:eek:

I don't think finding shoes would be the problem......finding underpants might be more of a "cunt".

at least finding "cunt" wouldnt' be :idea:

[Professor Tom]

I'd have an 11"+ penis if that chart were true..........:eek:

I don't think finding shoes would be the problem......finding underpants might be more of a "cunt".

Brilliant reply !
An old guy who used to work for my company who swept the floors came into work one day wearing shorts and his dick was hanging down to nearly his knee, sticking out below his shorts. My boss came into the office laughing his ass off and told me he sent him home to change. The stuff of legends !

[Lacoste]

8.5 inches :confused: :eek: :eek:

are we talking diameter here ?

[MainzMan]

8.5 inches :confused: :eek: :eek:

are we talking diameter here ?

I think helmet length. :thu:

[TubeAddict]

I have a huge big toe. :thu:

I guess I should point out that I have size 12 feet, but a small big toe and we were barefoot during the conversation

[Stonedtone]

Mine is about 1" too short

[Muddy Taint]

I talked to a couple of hippy chicks years ago who had personally collected a lot of data on this subject. They said the shoe size thing didn't work, but there was a corrrelation with the size of the big toe. YMMV

[EdMan57]

My penis must be like an iceberg...most of it must be submerged under the surface.Btw,I wear a size 13 shoe...not so much downstairs [relative].
:cry:

Ed