Second day of Spring but the remote wouldn't work on the car as all of the locks were frozen shut. When I did get in I turned on the wipers and a sheet of ice the size of Galway slid off the windscreen. Then I went to Tesco's and got croissants, pain au chocolat and a bottle of wine for later. It's lovely and sunny but fooookin' freeeeezin'.
There was hardly anybody in the supermarket and there were no beef burgers.
"Now you've opened a whole shitload of pain on everyone here, with all your black pudding insaneness." - Zygoat2
"I'm excited. Nothing turns chicks on more than a fat guy with a flying V playing Monkees songs!" - Sydfan
"Fuck you and your pseudo toaster." - Silas Dean
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