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Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

.....I am still waiting ......:smileysad:
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I'm new here





hi
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-=MYK=-
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

I made them into a zillion lean steaks:smileyhappy:
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

Originally posted by -=MYK=-
I made them into a zillion lean steaks:smileyhappy:
:smileysad:
Hi



I'm new here





hi
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

:smileyvery-happy:

Tweed, once again you have raised a chuckle here!

You are a card.
>deluxerecordings> .....coming soon

In the meantime.....here are some old songs


Oh...and you can watch this too if you like...
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

They're not coming home Tweed...that's the whole point :smileysad:
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

where'd they go?:confused:
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Buttcrust
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

If you want the cows to come home, you gotta boogie all night long....don't you know that ????:mad: :mad: :mad:

I'm gonna polish my best boots
I'm gonna put on my best hat
I'm gonna drive on down to the dance hall
That sits by the railroad tracks
Well the band there mixes fiddles
With a wailing saxophone
And when they play that swing it only means one thing
You're gonna boogie till the cows come home

There's a wood stove in the corner
There's saw dust on the floor
They've got a flashing neon Lone Star sign
Hangin' by the door
All they sell is beer and setups
So you'll have to bring your own
But when they play that swing it only means one thing
You're gonna boogie till the cows come home

"Faded love" and "Milk Cow Blues"
"The Oklahoma Stomp" and "Born To Lose"
Tip your hat to "The Rose of San Antone"
Here we go with the "Cotton Eyed Joe"
We're gonna boogie till the cows come home

It's an old southwest tradition
And a guaranteed good time
There's people of all ages here
From one to ninety-nine
Even if you show up by yourself
You don't have to be alone
'Cause when they play that swing it only means one thing
You're gonna boogie till the cows come home

"Faded love" and "Milk Cow Blues"
"The Oklahoma Stomp" and "Born To Lose"
Tip your hat to "The Rose of San Antone"
Here we go with the "Cotton Eyed Joe"
We're gonna boogie till the cows come home

"Faded love" and "Milk Cow Blues"
"The Oklahoma Stomp" and "Born To Lose"
Tip your hat to "The Rose of San Antone"
Here we go with the "Cotton Eyed Joe"
We're gonna boogie till the cows come home
Here we go with the "Cotton Eyed Joe"
We're gonna boogie till the cows come home
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Nobody knows the troubles I've seen
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

Originally posted by Dr. Tweedbucket
.....I am still waiting ......:smileysad:


Keep waiting, Tweed....just a little while longer....

:smileyvery-happy:
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Re: Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

Originally posted by playdabluze


Keep waiting, Tweed....just a little while longer....

:smileyvery-happy:


how much longer?? :confused:



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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?



You'll know they are on their way when the monkeys fly outta my butt to join the pigs on their way to see the fat lady sing...:smileyvery-happy:

Sorry

I'm bored again:freak:
Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.


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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

I heart Tweedy.

:smileyhappy:
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?


Dr. Tweedbucket wrote:
.....I am still waiting ......:smileysad:

me too...

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nice keetee
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?


-=MYK=- wrote:
I made them into a zillion lean steaks:smileyhappy:

What?

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Humble Pie
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

This thread needs a vagina.
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nice keetee
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

cows have a place

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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

Cowses have four stomachs and they have liquid poo but otherwise they're delicious. I'm having minced cow for dinner.

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Kunac
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

the cows have decided not to come home today.they have a party to attend at tuxs place.they told me to say they may be home sometime tomorrow and not to wait up.

the world is your crabstick
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unclefred
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

This thread is a dry vagina. Cow up man girl

 

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Moody Sarzo
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?

Bratwurst,

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Pigger
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Re: Hi there! When exactly were the cows coming home again ?


unclefred wrote:

This thread is a dry vagina. Cow up man girl

 

mangirl.jpeg


Sheesh!

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