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blackpig
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Hello Playmates!

:wave:

"Now you've opened a whole shitload of pain on everyone here, with all your black pudding insaneness." - Zygoat2

"I'm excited. Nothing turns chicks on more than a fat guy with a flying V playing Monkees songs!" - Sydfan

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Emanuel
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Re: Hello Playmates!

nothing turn on a chick more then being 60 and playing  like Billy  of ZZ top...

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Mikeo
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Re: Hello Playmates!


blackpig wrote:

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I Play Um
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Re: Hello Playmates!

Howdy...

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blackpig
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Re: Hello Playmates!

I have just had a feed of free monkfish.
"Now you've opened a whole shitload of pain on everyone here, with all your black pudding insaneness." - Zygoat2

"I'm excited. Nothing turns chicks on more than a fat guy with a flying V playing Monkees songs!" - Sydfan

"Fuck you and your pseudo toaster." - Silas Dean
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I Play Um
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Re: Hello Playmates!

Free ones always taste best.

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Dinkleberg
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Re: Hello Playmates!

Free yourselves, monkfish of the world! Throw off your chains and be free!!

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blackpig
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Re: Hello Playmates!

What actually happened was as follows...

The European Union has some peculiar laws designed, on the surface, to protect the environment, fisheries, forestry and other natural resources. The owners of fishing trawlers are, for example, to stay within set quotas for the amounts of any particular fish that they catch. Fair enough - it stops the big russian factory ships from coming in and scooping up every living thing before galloping off to sell it back to us and so on. The stupid thing is this - if you cast your net and catch more than your allotted quota you're obliged to throw the catch, dead and useless, back into the sea.

A local skipper took offense at this - he had fished his quota of monkfish and went out after something else - herring or mackarel. What came up in his net was another load of monkfish. €3,000 worth. By law he was expected to throw the whole lot back into the sea. Instead he took it ashore and handed it out to all-comers. He fed half the county in a scene reminiscent of the loaves and fishes business from the Bible. A mate of mine got a box of fish and shared some with me.

In the meantime the police were sent to arrest the offending piscator. He's still catching fish, selling the legit stuff but instead of throwing the extra fish overboard he takes it to the harbour and gives it away. If he ever is actually arrested there will be major rioting and proper order too.
"Now you've opened a whole shitload of pain on everyone here, with all your black pudding insaneness." - Zygoat2

"I'm excited. Nothing turns chicks on more than a fat guy with a flying V playing Monkees songs!" - Sydfan

"Fuck you and your pseudo toaster." - Silas Dean
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Dinkleberg
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Re: Hello Playmates!


blackpig wrote:
What actually happened was as follows...

The European Union has some peculiar laws designed, on the surface, to protect the environment, fisheries, forestry and other natural resources. The owners of fishing trawlers are, for example, to stay within set quotas for the amounts of any particular fish that they catch. Fair enough - it stops the big russian factory ships from coming in and scooping up every living thing before galloping off to sell it back to us and so on. The stupid thing is this - if you cast your net and catch more than your allotted quota you're obliged to throw the catch, dead and useless, back into the sea.

A local skipper took offense at this - he had fished his quota of monkfish and went out after something else - herring or mackarel. What came up in his net was another load of monkfish. €3,000 worth. By law he was expected to throw the whole lot back into the sea. Instead he took it ashore and handed it out to all-comers. He fed half the county in a scene reminiscent of the loaves and fishes business from the Bible. A mate of mine got a box of fish and shared some with me.

In the meantime the police were sent to arrest the offending piscator. He's still catching fish, selling the legit stuff but instead of throwing the extra fish overboard he takes it to the harbour and gives it away. If he ever is actually arrested there will be major rioting and proper order too.

Good on him! Wasting food is an insult to the animal, among other things.

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KimmyR
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Re: Hello Playmates!

What that fisherman is doing is not only brave, but prudent, clever and kind as well.
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Re: Hello Playmates!


blackpig wrote:
I have just had a feed of free monkfish.

Free monkfish?

 

I usually stop at too.

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I Play Um
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Re: Hello Playmates!


blackpig wrote:
What actually happened was as follows...

The European Union has some peculiar laws designed, on the surface, to protect the environment, fisheries, forestry and other natural resources. The owners of fishing trawlers are, for example, to stay within set quotas for the amounts of any particular fish that they catch. Fair enough - it stops the big russian factory ships from coming in and scooping up every living thing before galloping off to sell it back to us and so on. The stupid thing is this - if you cast your net and catch more than your allotted quota you're obliged to throw the catch, dead and useless, back into the sea.

A local skipper took offense at this - he had fished his quota of monkfish and went out after something else - herring or mackarel. What came up in his net was another load of monkfish. €3,000 worth. By law he was expected to throw the whole lot back into the sea. Instead he took it ashore and handed it out to all-comers. He fed half the county in a scene reminiscent of the loaves and fishes business from the Bible. A mate of mine got a box of fish and shared some with me.

In the meantime the police were sent to arrest the offending piscator. He's still catching fish, selling the legit stuff but instead of throwing the extra fish overboard he takes it to the harbour and gives it away. If he ever is actually arrested there will be major rioting and proper order too.

Common sense...a little uncommon these days...he did the right thing.

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unclefred
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Re: Hello Playmates!

Monk_Fish_1.jpg

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Registered: ‎09-25-2006

Re: Hello Playmates!

I've a wee little stonehenge man in me naughty bits

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DethMachine
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Re: Hello Playmates!

Piggy I thought by now you would have had a nice black pudding made from some fine horse meat and teh blood.

 

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Moody Sarzo
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Re: Hello Playmates!

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Hey buddy, hows things in our native land?  Peace!

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