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Re: Epic online dating fuckup



how come my vid didn't show:mad:

who broke the insert video thing?

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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

Aaaah alright... what the fuck... i wanted to convey that i was genuinely interested in her as a person so i said ''i've got many questions for you, but i'll wait till i see you''.

:facepalm:
Dont normaly side with lewey but if this is in fact, how it went down, Id say he dodged a bullet(high maintenance psyco bitch).:smileyvery-happy: Of course, maby alittle of that would make him appreciate his wife/kid....
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Dont normaly side with lewey but if this is in fact, how it went down, Id say he dodged a bullet(high maintenance psyco bitch).:smileyvery-happy: Of course, maby alittle of that would make him appreciate his wife/kid....
I kind of feel the same way. She also lives quite a bit out of town... But still, I can see why she's turned me down based on one sentence. She's pretty and I guess she's sick and tired of weirdos... do you know how many emails hot chicks get on online dating sites? Probably 10-20 a day. So I guess she's very short on tolerance that even one stupid sentence could put her off. I recently talked to some 42 y.o. divorced milf...she's chatty, and it was just casual conversation between a bunch of bored nurses sitting at the station... talking about dating and shit... she said she met so many weirdos and losers that nowadays she just appreciates being alone and doesn't want to date anymore I bet that chick is the same... she's single at 35, so I assume she's got her issues. Still, I kind of regret I fucked up so bad... She could be the love of my life for all I know. I googled her name, she's a teacher. Teachers are #1 on my attractiveness list followed by librarians. Oh well, fuck it. I just need to learn not to get excited and keep cool and speak in 3-word sentences. I was much worse 15 years ago just when internet just started. If a girl wrote me "hey, wassup?", I'd answer with 10-page essay about how I feel about the world. :facepalm: I'm such a fucking internet dating idiot. :rolleyes:
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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

You can either continue to fuck it all up every time, or try a different approach until you find one that works, and are comfortable with it. Until you realize it is a game of cat and mouse, and get out of your own comfort zone, and get some perspective on the matter, you will always have the same results. We find it funny, so continue down the same humorous path.
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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

I was under the impression you had committed suicide Lewey:idk:
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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

accept your karma, looser... :smileyvery-happy:
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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

me so horny me love you long time five dollah bitch

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Wow. You might as well set yourself on fire. :smileytongue:hil: How embarrassing. :confused:
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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

Aaaah alright... what the fuck... i wanted to convey that i was genuinely interested in her as a person so i said ''i've got many questions for you, but i'll wait till i see you''. :facepalm:
Wow, you gave this up too quickly. This thread had the same approach and potential as "Famous Guitarist coming to record on Monday". :smileysurprised: Terry D.


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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

Wow, you gave this up too quickly. This thread had the same approach and potential as "Famous Guitarist coming to record on Monday". :smileysurprised: Terry D.
terry, it's the difference between conscious and unconscious genius... :idk:
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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

You can either continue to fuck it all up every time, or try a different approach until you find one that works, and are comfortable with it. Until you realize it is a game of cat and mouse, and get out of your own comfort zone, and get some perspective on the matter, you will always have the same results. We find it funny, so continue down the same humorous path.
Fuck this shit, what approaches? Online bitches are harder to get than real life ones cause they're all so paranoid and spoiled by all the attention, and yet they stay single forever, cause they keep rejecting everybody for small things. I don't want anybody that requires fucking brain-surgion precision approach at all times. They can go fuck themselves.
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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

Wow, you gave this up too quickly. This thread had the same approach and potential as "Famous Guitarist coming to record on Monday". :smileysurprised: Terry D.
It's too unpleasant, and I wanted to flush it out asap. I feel alright about it now. What I don't feel alright about is that I paid $30 for the subscription, and if you could see the faces that visited my profile, it's fucking gross. This whole thing just so unpleasant, I want to consider deleting my profile, but I paid $30 for 3 months so it will stay. Last time I tried online dating was in 2006, and I remember I felt the same way, hated the fucking thing, and did delete profile in a couple of weeks even though I paid for 6 months.
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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

looking for love in all the wrong places
looking for love in too many faces...

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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

Go monk..you wont need your junk!:thu:
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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

how come my vid didn't show:mad: who broke the insert video thing?
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Re: Epic online dating fuckup

Fixt


you had a vasectomy to avoid passing on your genes?
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Wow, you gave this up too quickly. This thread had the same approach and potential as "Famous Guitarist coming to record on Monday". :smileysurprised: Terry D.
It was Eric Johnson, right:idk:
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