Keys, Synths & Samplers

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How about Race Queens? Is it can be Race Queen tiem nao plees?

[akliner]

Originally Posted by ChristianRock

Do you have the hots for her?

I have respect for women.

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Originally Posted by akliner

I have respect for women.

REPORTED!!!

[ElectricPuppy]

Originally Posted by akliner

I'm sorry, silly breeders, but a beautiful woman looks like this:

I would not turn her down. I actually prefer curves on mah wimminz. Bony things need not apply at Club ePuppy.

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Originally Posted by ElectricPuppy

Bony things need not apply at Club ePuppy.

Guess you're not a big Keira Knightley fan, then.

[ElectricPuppy]

Eww. Anti-want.

gads, what a horribly unflattering dress.

[akliner]

I am officially prescribing Ms. Knightley one of these:

[ChristianRock]

Originally Posted by akliner

I have respect for women.

Well done. But that wasn't my question

[ElectricPuppy]

Originally Posted by akliner

I am officially prescribing Ms. Knightley one of these:

Prescribe several. Actually, please prescribe a 30 day supply, that ought to do it.

[akliner]

Originally Posted by dereksljuka

Right, and a beautiful man looks like this.

If he was well-spoken, funny, intelligent and charming I wouldn't care what the fuck he looked like. So...FAIL.

Actually a beautiful man looks like this:

[ChristianRock]

Originally Posted by ElectricPuppy

Prescribe several. Actually, please prescribe a 30 day supply, that ought to do it.

She needs something like this actually.

[ElectricPuppy]

Originally Posted by akliner

If he was well-spoken, funny, intelligent and charming I wouldn't care what the fuck he looked like.

Dude, I totally know him. I can hook you up if you want. Totally.

yeah.



(ok not really)

[akliner]

Originally Posted by ChristianRock

Well done. But that wasn't my question

My qualifications for the "hots" are found in my description of Anderson Cooper.

Originally Posted by ElectricPuppy

Prescribe several. Actually, please prescribe a 30 day supply, that ought to do it.

Done and done. We may have to upgrade to Big Mac on her...the eating disorder has spread too quickly.

[akliner]

Originally Posted by ElectricPuppy

Dude, I totally know him. I can hook you up if you want. Totally.

yeah.



(ok not really)

Xzibit or Anderson Cooper?

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Speaking of gay, here's some trivia: both our kids (from my wife's previous marriage) announced this year that they're gay. The boy is 15 and the girl is 18. I was so relieved.

[akliner]

Originally Posted by DualLowpass

Speaking of gay, here's some trivia: both our kids (from my wife's previous marriage) announced this year that they're gay. The boy is 15 and the girl is 18. I was so relieved.

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Well, the 15 year old is such a n00b I was just waiting for him to get some chick pregnant. He's always had girls all over him. Was dating pretty blonde twins earlier this year, more or less at the same time. I couldn't figure it out.

[ElectricPuppy]

Originally Posted by akliner

Xzibit or Anderson Cooper?

Andy. He totally lives just down the street. No wait, that's Zxibit.

Shit. I can never tell them apart.

[akliner]

@DLP

Are you serious?

@EP

You are fucking mean.

[akliner]

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