Guitar Jam

[Jimmy James]

You use to hang out in front of the gas station being cool, smokin' cigs, and listening to Sepultura.  Now look at you.  Wearing Docker with an apron over it.  Wearing crocs, cutting the crust off your sandwiches, giving in to the man.  

Cred meant something...  Now this...  This...  This...  Soft suburban frothy coffee life style.  What have you done to yoursef.  You use to be cool.  Where is your leather jacket?

[Jimmy James]

You use to carry a switch blade...

[benzem]

Used to. 

I used to headbang, well once or 2x. Threw my neck out badly, and that sux since it's what I use to move my head.

[Phlat Phive]

My leather jacket is hanging in the closet, to be worn again when the weather gets a bit better.

[wok]

back when spelling and grammar still meant something... I USED TO headbang and mosh

[Monson]

There was a time when writing for a living used to mean something. What happened to you?

[Good Clean Fun]

Please, everyone, you need to bring your identity into alignment with the half-remembered adolescent power fantasies of an aging actor who is currently on some kind of Kevin Spacey in American Beauty trip. Be advised.

[melvinspeed]

The baby doesn't like to cuddle when I'm wearing leather.

[Ratae Coritano…]

I tap my fingers on the steering wheel

[Jimmy James]

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Good Clean Fun wrote:

Please, everyone, you need to bring your identity into alignment with the half-remembered adolescent power fantasies of an aging actor who is currently on some kind of Kevin Spacey in American Beauty trip. Be advised.

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We use to call you Romeo Casanova...  You got more tail than a toilet seat.  Now look at you...  What happened?  Why are you wearing those shoes?  What did she do to you?  You use to be cool...

[StratoSlacker]

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[rusholmeruffian]

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Good Clean Fun wrote:

Please, everyone, you need to bring your identity into alignment with the half-remembered adolescent power fantasies of an aging actor who is currently on some kind of Kevin Spacey in American Beauty trip. Be advised.

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Man was that movie a piece of shit.

[Good Clean Fun]

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rusholmeruffian wrote:

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Good Clean Fun wrote:

Please, everyone, you need to bring your identity into alignment with the half-remembered adolescent power fantasies of an aging actor who is currently on some kind of Kevin Spacey in American Beauty trip. Be advised.

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Man was that movie a piece of shit.

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I hate it with the hate of a thousand flaming hates.

[Good Clean Fun]

Please.  My footwear has been in a state of arrested development for decades.  All-Star style sneakers in a lovely Fiesta Red/dark pink color. 

In short, I still kinda dress like a teenager...but I was never one of those lower-rung drug peddling teens who hung out in the 7-11 parking lot.  Sorry that I can't help with your mid-life crisis.

[fanuvbrak]

Two weeks ago I was in the crowd for no less than 4 rap videos.

[Jimmy James]

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Good Clean Fun wrote:

Please.  My footwear has been in a state of arrested development for decades.  All-Star style sneakers in a lovely Fiesta Red/dark pink color. 

In short, I still kinda dress like a teenager...but I was never one of those lower-rung drug peddling teens who hung out in the 7-11 parking lot.  Sorry that I can't help with your mid-life crisis.

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What happened that made you give up on living?

[jackamo]

I'm still fairly punk...rock and roll, it's an attitude, not a look.

[fanuvbrak]

I hang out at the Citgo down the street. I'm approaching 50 and I ask strangers if they'll buy beer for me. Then I get in my Z-ROC Camaro and hang out at the airport, drinkin' beer and smokin cigs.

[rusholmeruffian]

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fanuvbrak wrote:

I hang out at the Citgo down the street. I'm approaching 50 and I ask strangers if they'll buy beer for me. Then I get in my Z-ROC Camaro and hang out at the airport, drinkin' beer and smokin cigs.

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