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Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

So they found a calico lobster which is apparently a 1 in a million find. So the question is to eat or not to eat? What say you? Read about and see it here... http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2012/05/10/national/a093406D31.DTL&tsp=1 (oops, clicked on submit before I could make poll dammit!)
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

your genotype is equally rare, and no one wants to eat YOU!
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

Build it a tiny temple and worship it. Then try to marry it to my dog.
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

I bet it's more delicious than regular lobsters.
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

I bet it's more delicious than regular lobsters.
30 million times more delicious, I bet.
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

30 million times more delicious, I bet.
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

I'd eat human flesh before I'd eat that lobster.
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

It's ugly...I'd eat it.
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

It's actually a cheap Louis Vuitton knock-off lobster.
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

I'd eat human flesh before I'd eat that lobster.
I've heard they taste similar!
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

I'd eat human flesh before I'd eat that lobster.
If Baphomet was staring you in the face and you had to say something, "Yer goddamned right I'm a cannibal" would carry much more weight than "I enjoyed some wonderful calico lobster bisque."
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

They are so pretty red.
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

I'd eat human flesh before I'd eat that lobster.
But, to be fair, you would eat human flesh before a live studio audience. You would eat human flesh before 9 AM. You just really like human flesh, is what I'm getting at.
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

eat it, unless one of the spots is shaped like jesus. then i'd have to do the only right and proper thing, sell it on ebay for as much as i can get.
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

Make a beautiful pickguard out of it!
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

Too small for me. I prefer bigger bugs.

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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

Yummy....:love:
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

Too small for me. I prefer bigger bugs.

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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

Looks like it would be tough.
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Re: Calico lobster. 1 in 30 million find! To eat or not to eat, that is the question!

Actually, it was found at a restaurant and was about to be eaten...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/calico-lobster-found-massachusetts-restaurant-a-1-in-30-mil...
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