Electric Guitars

[docjeff]

Originally posted by batotman


Don't forget his posts about big italian boobies....no wait I like those.....

Maybe about Rics, Mapleglo, Clay Aiken, and Gibsons! :eek:

I have to cop to being the troll who would post unflattering pictures of Agile guitars with Clay Aiken playing them. Then I moved on to a straight guy--Ryan Seacrest. And I worked for an hour on an Agile emblazoned with Hilary Clinton, Rosie O'donnell, and Ellen Degeneres's photos. Then I decided that a guitar like that might sell really well at a Indigo Girls concert, so I decided to keep the idea to myself.

[joesl8]

Originally posted by supercow3


so you play the flute alot :confused:

The skin flute?
Like Kenny G...he can blow for days!



Is voicing your opinion and generally not giving a fuck means to be labelled a troll??



:confused:

[jerry_picker]

Originally posted by batotman


But I like Megadeth7684 (I used to hate him) and OFG! :thu:

The others I could do without.

Some trolls may actually be lovable (and missed if they aren't around).

[ArKay]

Originally posted by batotman


I think it can be said with certainty, Ed Roman has not seen his penis in 10 years and his wife hasn't seen it in 13.

You bet.

[docjeff]

Originally posted by ArKay


You bet.

He's got his back stage pass for a Whitesnake concert hanging around his neck.


(is it too soon?)

[docjeff]

Originally posted by batotman


I think it can be said with certainty, Ed Roman has not seen his penis in 10 years and his wife hasn't seen it in 13.

Is it a coincidence that his shop is right across the street from all of the super sleazy crackwhore strip joints in Vegas? Or was that the only building available at the time?

[jerry_picker]

Originally posted by ArKay


You bet.

You don't EVEN want to know what's happening in the lower half of that scene...:freak:

[ArKay]

Originally posted by jerry_picker


You don't EVEN want to know what's happening in the lower half of that scene...:freak:

Had to censor that :eek:

[Sonnilon]

Has everyone already forgotten about me? :wave: Search for my Classic Rock Bores Me *rant* thread...

[Sonnilon]

Or better yet, my MIM Strats: Utter Trash thread...

[jjpistols]

Originally posted by Archdemon
Has everyone already forgotten about me? :wave: Search for my Classic Rock Bores Me *rant* thread...

go play your strat :wave: start off with some Deep Purple or AC/DC

[Tonemeister87]

Originally posted by jjpistols



go play your strat :wave: start off with some Deep Purple or AC/DC

+1

Then go and burn all your simple plan albums

[jerry_picker]

Originally posted by Archdemon
Has everyone already forgotten about me? :wave: Search for my Classic Rock Bores Me *rant* thread...

You're trying too hard, and you're a bit too obvious. Master trolls never give it up, they just disappear under their bridges when the posse comes out.

[Sonnilon]

Originally posted by jerry_picker


You're trying too hard, and you're a bit too obvious. Master trolls never give it up, they just disappear under their bridges when the posse comes out.

Thx for the info, I'll keep it in mind for my future endeavors. :thu:

[Uze Soap]

Originally posted by ArKay


You bet.

Holy shit, it's Harry Henderson.

[formula73]

Originally posted by docjeff


He's got his back stage pass for a Whitesnake concert hanging around his neck.


(is it too soon?)

That's a NAMM pass...and he's much, much, MUCH, fatter in person. I was...what's the word?...grossed the fuck out.


GET IN MY BELLY! Fat, little-guy-manufacturer-predatory fuck. Kill that shit.

[ArKay]

*shiver*

Does he walk around dressed in a tent or something?

[voneville]

I actually like troll posts. I think just about everything guitar related has been beaten dead here anyway. It's not very often someone comes up with anything new or interesting.

My Favorites are the budget versus marquee posts.

[OldFenderGuy]

Originally posted by batotman


But I like Megadeth7684 (I used to hate him) and OFG! :thu:

The others I could do without.

I'm still sitting on a street corner with my favorite Strat, and fresh batteries in the MicroCube, playing classic rock, and accepting donations.

[Megadeth7684]

Originally posted by batotman
Digital Jams
GuitarKid1232
Megadeth7618919
Old Fender Guy
Gretsch Guy

Edit....oh you said regular....hmmm.

Hey! I never troll here anymore!

boatman :cry: