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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: know your trolls

Originally posted by markas214
I just bought the old sketch book she had from Danny's Great, Great Uncle Vinnie for $300. I really feel good being able to help out. Danny Van Gogh was the kind of guy who'd give you the shirt off his back. I feel so bad for his widow especially since her stroke.


Yeah...I picked up a couple like that in a flea market in Soho a few years back. Some great-grandma from Little Italy was unloading some of her knick-knacks and tschotschkes and I ended up with some really old sketchbooks by this Lenny DaVinkie (hard to read because he signed everything backwards) and "Big Mike" Angelo Buono-something-something. I should put 'em on Ebay and see what I can get for them.
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Re: know your trolls

I've only meaningfully trolled once in my native land of Victoria, BC.

http://www.livevictoria.com/index.php?action=browse_messageboard&new_subject=215231&current_board=3&...

I couldn't believe people thought I was serious. Cheers Lucius

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Re: Re: know your trolls

Originally posted by Phrostbit


Ya know JJ, I got nothin' but respect for you... but by definition .... that post is kind of a "Troll" ...:smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy: :smileywink:

Sorry, had to be said :evil: :smileywink: . But if I didn't flip the sh*t someone else would've!

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Re: Re: Re: know your trolls

Originally posted by jjpistols



step into my office - you're fuckin' fired!

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........................................WHICH Philharmonic?? Is there more than............... one worth talking ...........about?? MORON!!!!!! :mad:
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Re: know your trolls

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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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I play high gain, head banging , Wookie music.

I am not in a band. I am in a cultski.
I have no gear.


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Originally posted by onbongos


"Please dress according to the instrument you play." :smileyvery-happy:


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Re: know your trolls

Originally posted by jerry_picker




so you play the flute alot :confused:
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OH SWEET I AM GONNA GET LIKE 27 OF THEM AND STICK THEM ALL OVER MY BODY AND WIMINZ WILL LOVE IT WILL BE LIKE A PARTY 24/7!
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this brings up that age old debate: Is it an instrument, or a tool?
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Re: know your trolls

This so-called troll thread is weak and inoffensive.
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Re: know your trolls

Originally posted by jerry_picker


That certainly makes sense.

However, the loutish mythological creature that lurks under bridges or in mountain caves and preys on hapless passers-by also has a certain ring of authenticity to it.

And, the little gonad-less dolls with the Don King hair make some sense in this context (correct me if I am in error).



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The others I could do without.
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Re: Re: Re: know your trolls

Originally posted by jjpistols

step into my office - you're fuckin' fired!



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That was the first movie I took my second wife to. :thu:
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Re: know your trolls

Originally posted by riffy
batotman


I'm not a troll!

I'm the all time favorite around here! :thu:
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Re: know your trolls

You guys chased my favorite troll out of here last summer--Gretsch Guy. It was Pat Benatar's wife (whatever that dude's name is). He's a freind of Elliot Easton and Ed Roman.

Neil Geraldo?? Yeah. That was it.

He was awesome because you never knew when someone was gonna push his buttons and make him go off. Great drama. And Pat, herself, has always grossed me out, even though he swore Ed Roman wanted to bang her.
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Gretsch Guy was kinda funny sometimes but I definitely don't miss him. I'm 100% sure he was nobody famous though and the NG stuff was an act.



Originally posted by docjeff
You guys chased my favorite troll out of here last summer--Gretsch Guy. It was Pat Benatar's wife (whatever that dude's name is). He's a freind of Elliot Easton and Ed Roman.

Neil Geraldo?? Yeah. That was it.

He was awesome because you never knew when someone was gonna push his buttons and make him go off. Great drama. And Pat, herself, has always grossed me out, even though he swore Ed Roman wanted to bang her.
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Re: know your trolls

Originally posted by docjeff
You guys chased my favorite troll out of here last summer--Gretsch Guy. It was Pat Benatar's wife (whatever that dude's name is). He's a freind of Elliot Easton and Ed Roman.

Neil Geraldo?? Yeah. That was it.

He was awesome because you never knew when someone was gonna push his buttons and make him go off. Great drama. And Pat, herself, has always grossed me out, even though he swore Ed Roman wanted to bang her.


Ed Roman wanted to bang GretchGuy, Pat Benatar's wife?
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Doc Jeff

What with all his posts about hot pickups, his fancy les pauls, and hearing the tone of the long neck tenon.......... really chaps my hide:mad:




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Originally posted by Alchemist
Doc Jeff

What with all his posts about hot pickups, his fancy les pauls, and hearing the tone of the long neck tenon.......... really chaps my hide:mad:


Don't forget his posts about big italian boobies....no wait I like those.....:smileyvery-happy:

Maybe about Rics, Mapleglo, Clay Aiken, and Gibsons! :eek:
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Originally posted by onbongos


Ed Roman wanted to bang GretchGuy, Pat Benatar's wife?


You are the only one who read that carefully enough to follow it. Nice going.

Ed Roman would bang anything if it ever got close to a rock star. Including a Pearlcaster--but no rockstars would ever touch one.
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Gibson: '58 Custom Shop LP Figuretop; LP Classic (57 Classics); LP Classic Plus (Burstbucker Pros); ES-335; SG Classic (P-90's)
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Originally posted by docjeff


You are the only one who read that carefully enough to follow it. Nice going.

Ed Roman would bang anything if it ever got close to a rock star. Including a Pearlcaster--but no rockstars would ever touch one.


I think it can be said with certainty, Ed Roman has not seen his penis in 10 years and his wife hasn't seen it in 13.
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