Electric Guitars

[TomCray]

"If this is not what you need then buy a relic Fender or a Historic Gibson or any of the CNC made boutique guitars. You can take those and hang them up like a picture on the wall and look at them but you better play a Zachary or it will course your life. It needs to be played."

At least you can use wall hangers on Fenders and Gibsons.

[the_bleeding]

i want to see one of his guitars in a pawnshop, buy it for the 50$ its worth, and make a youtube video of me pissing on it and then burning it. I would LOVE to hear his reaction. Hes so strung up he'd probably explode.

[drunkinminer]

drunkinminer, that thread was totally worth the read. It was like a mini mystery novel with all of the twists.

-Mc

There was a 50 page thread that must have gotten pulled that was the best. the guy even has a myspace page to promote his "masterpieces". I like how he claims he can build a ESP better the ESP.

Where do these guys come from anyway?

[Absolving]

http://www.zacharyguitars.com/070209pics.htm I read most of this and had some good lulz. To me he sounds(reads) like a tin foil hat acid casualty. I'm not gonna knock what he's doing, I think it's facking superb. Best opening paragraph script, on the BBT...

I am convinced that had there been an Ikea location in Fullerton CA in the late 40s, Leo Fender would have surely gone to Ikea and bought this cutting board to make his first prototype Broadcaster. All you vintage guitar morons would now be paying a million dollars for Leo's cutting board. George Gruhn would be selling it to a Wall Street shyster. I hope the travesty which was the vintage guitar market is dead for good. You poor bastards with expensive collections of warped junk guitars better have a yard sale and get what you can before prices represent what they are "truly" worth.

[vintage clubber]

he sounds like a very self absorbed freakazoid...:freak:

[Ferdinandstrat]

I dunno, his guitars seem to be very high quality and very interesting.

[soundcreation]

I dunno, his guitars seem to be very high quality and very interesting.

People here seem to have a hard time separating the man and his obvious personality issues with how his guitars sound. Logical thinking is sadly lacking in HCEG. I mean anyone who thinks the clip of the "brick" guitar sounds as good as this guy's guitars...well they must be tone deaf.

[poolshark]

I might actually be interested in trying his stuff if the headstocks weren't so fugly. Imagine that. 'Audition,' get approved, then tell him to build something that looks like neither a penis nor a butter knife. I wonder how often he gets such a thing? Also, the tele copies can suck a dick. A well-built piece-of-art tele copy is still just a tele copy. $2500? No thank you.

[Ferdinandstrat]

People here seem to have a hard time separating the man and his obvious personality issues with how his guitars sound. Logical thinking is sadly lacking in HCEG. I mean anyone who thinks the clip of the "brick" guitar sounds as good as this guy's guitars...well they must be tone deaf.

My boss once said "I dont care for a person's personality as long as he is a good worker".

If the guy builds me a good guitar I will buy it.

[Help!I'maRock!]

My boss once said "I dont care for a person's personality as long as he is a good worker".

If the guy builds me a good guitar I will buy it.

See, if I don't like you, I'm not gonna hire you. There are plenty of other qualified people that will be happy to work for (or with) me.

[Ferdinandstrat]

See, if I don't like you, I'm not gonna hire you. There are plenty of other qualified people that will be happy to work for (or with) me.

Hun, it's impossible not to like me

[jjpistols]

If this bothers you then you will have to immediately get some solace from the Circle Jerk groups (guitar forums) of your choice.

sounds like he doesn't care how much y'all talk shit about him I dig the shit out of that butcher block tele

[Ferdinandstrat]

sounds like he doesn't care how much y'all talk shit about him

Ignorance is bliss

[the_bleeding]

Guys, i just found out why this guitar is shaped the way it is. its to accommodate mr Zachary's man boobs.

People here seem to have a hard time separating the man and his obvious personality issues with how his guitars sound. Logical thinking is sadly lacking in HCEG. I mean anyone who thinks the clip of the "brick" guitar sounds as good as this guy's guitars...well they must be tone deaf.

If you dont like a person, you typically don't go out of your way to support them. If you did, the logical person would call you stupid.

[Ferdinandstrat]

I think it's the douche person who'd call you stupid. I dunno, I'd try reasoning with him for the heck of it to get a guitar, if no then no...there are literally hundreds of other luthiers I can go to.

[the_bleeding]

I think it's the douche person who'd call you stupid.


I dunno, I'd try reasoning with him for the heck of it to get a guitar, if no then no...there are literally hundreds of other luthiers I can go to.

Yeah like WezV. I now that is a luthier i'd like to do business with. Too bad hes in the UK haha.

[Ferdinandstrat]

Yeah like WezV. I now that is a luthier i'd like to do business with. Too bad hes in the UK haha.

Wezv?

[Help!I'maRock!]

Hun, it's impossible not to like me

"hun" is either sexual harassment or racist stereotyping. you're fired.

[Ferdinandstrat]

"hun" is either sexual harassment or racist stereotyping. you're fired.

Or it could be just "hun" :idea:

[the_bleeding]

Wezv?

yeah, he builds guitars in the UK. He posts at bareknuckle forum. Does some really pretty stuff, and is a super nice guy to talk to. I've never seen anybody get a rise out of him.

Zachary guitars gets rises out of himself.