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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

add some eggs to your fretboard
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

If its a maple board then its pretty much sealed and you can use washing up liquid or whatever on it (but use a damp cloth, not a soaking wet one).

If its rosewood and its gone down into the grain then i really have no idea how you're going to get it out. Try all of the above.

Or you could leave it until it decomposes away..
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

this thread is AWESOME.
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

this thread is AWESOME because it gave me the munchies.


Fixed.
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is this serious or him being an asshole?
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go easy on him, he might just bust out his move ...

I'm assuming thats when he goes into the fetal position, sticks his thumb up his ass, and cries until you leave him alone
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

this has to be a joke


Nay, nay, the guy is dead serious. (MUCH funnier that way).
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

Throw it in a pond?


He said it was a STRAT.
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

I think we need details.. Did you just rub a piece of raw bacon on your fretboard and strings. Or did you at least render the fat out by cooking the bacon first? :lol:
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

He said it was a STRAT.


Dam it rookie error by me!
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

Dam it rookie error by me!


On the other hand, I'm sure the pond can accomodate both. :lol:
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

maybe some ketchup:confused: or have you tried wrapping the neck with bread?
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

maybe some ketchup:confused: or have you tried wrapping the neck with bread?
Do not encourage him, since he might just throw some mayo on there as well. :freak:
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

He said it was a STRAT.


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Quote Originally Posted by guitarkid∞ View Post
is this serious or him being an asshole?
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go easy on him, he might just bust out his move ...

I'm assuming thats when he goes into the fetal position, sticks his thumb up his ass, and cries until you leave him alone
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A lot of time and effort has gone in to 'updating' this site just so that one dude can upload his Nam video from his motel room.
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

As I see it, I'm just carrying on the grand old tradition of applying animal fat to a strat.


Sig worthy.
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

Dam it rookie error by me!


heheh, like what you did there . . .


y'know, "dam", "pond", kind of a water theme going on . . .




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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

heheh, like what you did there . . .


y'know, "dam", "pond", kind of a water theme going on . . .




no?





ok :cry:











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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

As I see it, I'm just carrying on the grand old tradition of applying animal fat to a strat.
That is definitely sig worthy. May I? Edit: Oops, _pete_ beat me to it...
http://www.harmonycentral.com/t5/Electric-Guitars/I-smeared-bacon-fat-on-my-strat-now-it-stinks/td-p/16697195
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

pop it in the oven at 350 for 30 to 35 minutes, season to taste.
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

Sometimes we just make mistakes and sometimes we forge completely new paths, just not always to good places. Good luck to you, and I will point out two things- one, there is no food item that makes sense on a guitar, and two, strats have replaceable necks, and for this you should be thankful, because I have feeling you will be looking for one.
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