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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

Would that be Canadian bacon fat or regular bacon fat?

Bacon fat burns, so you can hold a match or lighter up to it. Canadian bacon is really just ham (not as much fat content) so you may need a propane torch to get it to burn off. That should take care of the problem.

Or put it on the floor and let your dogs lick it off.

Glad to be of help.

If that doesn't work, lighter fluid wiped on the fretboard should help.

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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

If that doesn't work, lighter fluid wiped on the fretboard should help. Surfy
Lighter fluid + lighter = no more bacon fat. :thu:

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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

Needing some lube on the fret board and strings for band practice that night and having left my can of finger ease spray elsewhere, I perused the immediately available lubricants and, well, bacon fat is good for a bunch of other stuff, so I dabbed some on there and it worked fine. Only now, a few days later, my fret board is starting to stink.

How can I get this shit off of here?


You fucking rat:lol:

What were you smoking dude.
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:lol: This is hilarious.



Shit I'm still laughing at this one, thanks mate:thu:
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

I don't want to imagine what the case smells like.
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Sorry dis one, see laughing too hard and quoted the wrong post:freak:
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

What exacty else have u been using bacon fat for?
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

did you scramble some eggs on your amp?

seriously, animal fat is hard to get out of anything and definitely stinks when it goes rancid - how bout aiming a heat gun or hair dryer at the fretboard to melt the fat then absorb it into paper towels? dont get too hot or the frets will release but hey, that just may be best anyhow then you can sand the whole thing and re-fret it.
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

You used ... what?!? :freak:
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

Start with a mild degreaser: Fantastik or diluted dishwasher soap. Let dry. Smell. If good get some lemon oil on there.

If the smell continues, try the lighter fluid, or a spray degreaser like brake cleaner.
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

What exacty else have u been using bacon fat for?

Do you honestly want to know the answer to that :eek:
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Throw it in a pond?
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

Sell your bacon fat smelling neck on ebay and when the poor sap complains about the smell just say that it wasn't like that when it left your house.

Then take most of the money you made and buy a Carvin neck.

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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

lighter fluid wiped on the fretboard should help


Much better than lemon. Plus, if this doesn't work you can put the 'board on fire.
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Re: I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks

It's a rosewood board, right?
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