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Minitruth
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‎06-05-2008 04:27 AM

My Agile smelled like a skunk for a while.
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‎06-05-2008 04:51 AM

My Agile smelled like a skunk for a while.


Did you rub skunk fat on it by mistake? :smileytongue:oke:
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‎06-05-2008 05:44 AM

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‎06-05-2008 06:10 AM

My Agile smelled like a skunk for a while.


Try soaking your guitar in tomato juice. It works! :smileyvery-happy:
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‎06-05-2008 06:16 AM



Does that really exist?:eek:

Where can I get it, does it come in a shake on talc like can or a body creme?:confused:
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‎06-05-2008 06:26 AM

Does that really exist?:eek:

Where can I get it, does it come in a shake on talc like can or a body creme?:confused:


http://www.baconsalt.com/

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‎06-05-2008 06:28 AM

http://www.baconsalt.com/

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‎06-05-2008 06:29 AM

mmm Hogs

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‎06-05-2008 06:34 AM

Epic Thread!!!
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‎06-05-2008 07:29 AM

whoever said to throw it in the pond was on the right track. this dood is playin' y'all.
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‎06-05-2008 07:33 AM

he may be playin` us but he won`t be playin` that neck anymore.
party on.
it wasn`t me
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‎06-05-2008 07:40 AM

Soooeey! oink, oink, oink.....
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‎06-05-2008 07:49 AM

I'm very picky about my guitars, so I usually just cover myself in lard before I play.
be honest......it's because I'm a monkey isn't it?

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‎06-05-2008 07:49 AM

I thought Teh Bacons was banned? :confused:
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‎06-05-2008 07:50 AM

Fuck me... And just when I thought I'd heard just about everything. :confused: Just make sure you steer clear of Jewish weddings. [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]H[COLOR="Blue"]A[COLOR="Red"]P[COLOR="Blue"]P[COLOR="Red"]Y [COLOR="Blue"]H[C... .
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‎06-05-2008 07:59 AM

Step 1: Put your head in an oven.
Step 2: Turn the oven on. If you can't reach the knob have someone else do it for you.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.


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‎06-05-2008 08:06 AM

Today at a press confrence Fender confirmed they will now be using bacon fat on all strings and fretboards.

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‎06-05-2008 08:14 AM



Have you tried this? I would like to have something that tastes like bacon, but I don't clogged my arteries anymore than they already are.

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‎06-05-2008 08:27 AM

Can bacon be used as a slide?
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‎06-05-2008 08:33 AM

Can bacon be used as a slide?
No but you can certainly slide ON it. Like a banana peel. Ask me how I know this.:freak:
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TO HEAR MY COUNTRY BAND: ADRIAN RAY, click THIS or this



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