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I smeared bacon fat on my strat now it stinks
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06-04-2008 09:06 PM
Needing some lube on the fret board and strings for band practice that night and having left my can of finger ease spray elsewhere, I perused the immediately available lubricants and, well, bacon fat is good for a bunch of other stuff, so I dabbed some on there and it worked fine. Only now, a few days later, my fret board is starting to stink.
How can I get this shit off of here?
How can I get this shit off of here?
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06-04-2008 09:08 PM
Are you for real? Good luck getting that stuff off!
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06-04-2008 09:13 PM
Step 1: Put your head in an oven.
Step 2: Turn the oven on. If you can't reach the knob have someone else do it for you.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.
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06-04-2008 09:14 PM
Also, if it smells like bacon I fail to see this as a negative.
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06-04-2008 09:17 PM
I perused the immediately available lubricants and, well, bacon fat is good for a bunch of other stuff
How can I get this shit off of here?
What does your boyfriend use to get it out of is cornhole?
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06-04-2008 09:17 PM
Needing some lube on the fret board and strings for band practice that night and having left my can of finger ease spray elsewhere, I perused the immediately available lubricants and, well, bacon fat is good for a bunch of other stuff, so I dabbed some on there and it worked fine. Only now, a few days later, my fret board is starting to stink.
How can I get this shit off of here?
The Strat stinks or the bacon grease stinks like Strat?
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-set of GFS Dream 90s- gold and black pearl- $40 shipped in the cont. US
-(2) Celestion G12M-70 16 ohm guitar speakers in good condition $40 ea. + shipping.
- Vox VT15 Valvetronix very clean - $85 + shipping
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06-04-2008 09:19 PM
huh.
"No one ever goes to heaven deservingly
and no one ever goes to hell unwillingly."
-CS Lewis
and no one ever goes to hell unwillingly."
-CS Lewis
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06-04-2008 09:27 PM
Step 1: Put your head in an oven.
Step 2: Turn the oven on. If you can't reach the knob have someone else do it for you.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.
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Bill, thank you for making me laugh harder than I have in a long time. Using the word 'raze' instead of 'raise' in that sentence just makes it the funniest thing I've ever read. Cheers to you, good sir, and your crazy typing. Usually it gives me a headache, but today? Today is a glorious day. One of laughter, sunshine, happiness, and ... umm.. cupcakes. Yeah, cupcakes, bitch. Rock on.
Bill, thank you for making me laugh harder than I have in a long time. Using the word 'raze' instead of 'raise' in that sentence just makes it the funniest thing I've ever read. Cheers to you, good sir, and your crazy typing. Usually it gives me a headache, but today? Today is a glorious day. One of laughter, sunshine, happiness, and ... umm.. cupcakes. Yeah, cupcakes, bitch. Rock on.
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06-04-2008 09:28 PM
[QUOTE]I smeared bacon fat on my ass now it stinks[QUOTE]
What happened??!!
:freak:
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06-04-2008 09:36 PM
this has to be a joke
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06-04-2008 09:38 PM
Geez, it's a simple question, how do I clean my fret board, and you guys are going off into outer space talking about heads in ovens and cornholes, neither of which I have any experience with. A guy shows a little ingenuity, a little improvisational elan, and he gets whacked. In my experience, bacon improves just about everything. It seemed like a reasonable choice, didn't work out completely satisfactorily, but so what? I read one of those old blues guys, Albert King or one of them, liked chicken fat for the same purpose. Go tell him to stick his head in an oven. Ask him what his "boyfriend" uses. 'Course I think he's dead now but whatever. As I see it, I'm just carrying on the grand old tradition of applying animal fat to a strat.
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But Old Reliable is a Strat.
Like the Kingdom of Heaven the Fountain
Of Youth is within us;
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grow in the search.
Now, get off my cloud.
In rock n roll alliance with the Mazi Bee Militia
But Old Reliable is a Strat.
Like the Kingdom of Heaven the Fountain
Of Youth is within us;
If we seek it elsewhere, old shall we
grow in the search.
Now, get off my cloud.
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06-04-2008 09:42 PM
layer after layer of lemon oil is the only thing I know to tell you to try.
It might take the smell away, but if it doesn't I don't know if the smell of bacon and lemons would mix well....
Originally Posted by Frets99
It might take the smell away, but if it doesn't I don't know if the smell of bacon and lemons would mix well....
Originally Posted by Frets99
All guitars cost $300.
What you pay depends on the headstock.
What you pay depends on the headstock.
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06-04-2008 09:43 PM
Originally Posted by Conan O'Brien
What else could you do? Those bitches had to die.
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06-04-2008 09:45 PM
You might as well go all the way & rub some lettuce & tomato on there.
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Originally Posted by Alchemist
Originally Posted by Rhone
Originally Posted by guitarkid∞
is this serious or him being an asshole?
Originally Posted by Alchemist
go easy on him, he might just bust out his move
...
I'm assuming thats when he goes into the fetal position, sticks his thumb up his ass, and cries until you leave him alone
...I'm assuming thats when he goes into the fetal position, sticks his thumb up his ass, and cries until you leave him alone
Originally Posted by Rhone
A lot of time and effort has gone in to 'updating' this site just so that one dude can upload his Nam video from his motel room.
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06-04-2008 09:47 PM
Sorry, you left yourself wide open. :cop:Lemon oil or Orange oil.:cop: Animal by-products and warm air don't mix well.
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06-04-2008 09:49 PM
:lol: This is hilarious.
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But Old Reliable is a Strat.
Like the Kingdom of Heaven the Fountain
Of Youth is within us;
If we seek it elsewhere, old shall we
grow in the search.
Now, get off my cloud.
In rock n roll alliance with the Mazi Bee Militia
But Old Reliable is a Strat.
Like the Kingdom of Heaven the Fountain
Of Youth is within us;
If we seek it elsewhere, old shall we
grow in the search.
Now, get off my cloud.
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06-04-2008 09:50 PM
You might as well go all the way & rub some lettuce & tomato on there.
:lol::lol: Stop you're killing me...
Member: SG Army
In rock n roll alliance with the Mazi Bee Militia
But Old Reliable is a Strat.
Like the Kingdom of Heaven the Fountain
Of Youth is within us;
If we seek it elsewhere, old shall we
grow in the search.
Now, get off my cloud.
In rock n roll alliance with the Mazi Bee Militia
But Old Reliable is a Strat.
Like the Kingdom of Heaven the Fountain
Of Youth is within us;
If we seek it elsewhere, old shall we
grow in the search.
Now, get off my cloud.
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06-04-2008 09:56 PM
Animal fat goes rancid after a while so I am guessing that's why it stinks now :freak: Follow the others advise with using lemon oil.
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06-04-2008 09:56 PM
A guy shows a little ingenuity, a little improvisational elan, and he gets whacked.
Yeah, it's a tough world. Next time use some freakin' butter.
[It worked for Brando in Last Tango in Paris.]
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06-04-2008 09:59 PM
You mean it's more than just your playing that stinks?
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