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The Duke of Pizza quote reposted on reddit, hits front page.

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‎08-14-2012 09:58 PM

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http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/y8kim/saw_this_written_on_a_urinal/

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A woman with 5 f-holes is not common.
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‎08-14-2012 10:00 PM

not just front page but top spot
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‎08-14-2012 10:01 PM

True.
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A woman with 5 f-holes is not common.
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‎08-14-2012 10:11 PM

The answer: constantly.
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‎08-14-2012 10:13 PM

Seems like there are better ways to say "looked at a poop"
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‎08-14-2012 10:14 PM

dafuq. how. did DoP scribble that on the urinal??
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‎08-14-2012 10:16 PM

Given the state of reddit these days, being on the front page of reddit is downright shameful
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‎08-14-2012 10:20 PM

For any inquisitive minds, by the way, your asshole works kind of like an egg. It takes very little pressure for a chicklet to poke a hole through an egg but takes a relatively Herculean effort to break the egg wall from the outside.
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‎08-14-2012 10:33 PM

For any inquisitive minds, by the way, your asshole works kind of like an egg. It takes very little pressure for a chicklet to poke a hole through an egg but takes a relatively Herculean effort to break the egg wall from the outside.
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‎08-14-2012 10:37 PM

Front page here we cum!
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‎08-14-2012 11:01 PM

Seems like there are better ways to say "looked at a poop"
"Observed a turd" has a nice ring to it.
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‎08-14-2012 11:26 PM

I'll take personal credit for this
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‎08-14-2012 11:30 PM

I saw this. i was also using this joke as bad bachelor party material about six weeks ago. what's Duke of Pizza? did i read this schtick here?
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‎08-14-2012 11:33 PM

I saw this. i was also using this joke as bad bachelor party material about six weeks ago. what's Duke of Pizza? did i read this schtick here?
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‎08-15-2012 12:02 AM

that would be it.
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‎08-15-2012 12:53 AM

Also, isn't living in 2012 fun?
Being as my name is also parker, i don't like this at all. And, by the way, i think it's weird that pbone and i have the same name. I'm a lot older, so i got it first.
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‎08-15-2012 12:56 AM

Lol, reddit.

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‎08-15-2012 01:09 AM

Hahahaha, the Duke has been saying this for years.
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‎08-15-2012 05:30 AM

that Duke fellow seems a little hinkey.
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‎08-15-2012 06:27 AM

lol yes subs!
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