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TomVanDeven
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Re: Suicide Kit

1. Take an amazing train ride to Chicago, never speaking a word.
2. Bottle of Scotch in hand, drink until you're seeing triples.
3. Stumble up to the top of the John Hancock Center and leap off smiling.
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evets618
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Re: Suicide Kit

Stocking stuffers for Xmas 2013!

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Re: Suicide Kit


SwingingStax wrote:

 

For most people, it's much easier to get Helium than painkillers or sleep meds.
At least, in sufficient strength and quantity to do the job.

And pills aren't very certain, tending to cause upset stomach and vomitting.

Your avatar is all anyone really needs.



The old 'jump off the bridge' routine?

 

Only if it's high enough, and even then you might survive the fall. (NOT a good thing)

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SwingingStax
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Re: Suicide Kit


TomVanDeven wrote:
1. Take an amazing train ride to Chicago, never speaking a word.
2. Bottle of Scotch in hand, drink until you're seeing triples.
3. Stumble up to the top of the John Hancock Center and leap off smiling.

 

1. Take a nice train ride to Chicago.

2. Stay a few days, check out the sites, hit a few open mics.

3. Buy a Life Vest, get VERY wasted, and go for a swim in Lake Michigan.

 

 

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Re: Suicide Kit


SwingingStax wrote:

TomVanDeven wrote:
1. Take an amazing train ride to Chicago, never speaking a word.
2. Bottle of Scotch in hand, drink until you're seeing triples.
3. Stumble up to the top of the John Hancock Center and leap off smiling.

 

1. Take a nice train ride to Chicago.

2. Stay a few days, check out the sites, hit a few open mics.

3. Buy a Life Vest, get VERY wasted, and go for a swim in Lake Michigan.

 

 


1. Take a nice train ride to Chicago, drink some stiff dranks.

2. Get off and walk into the hood talking drunken shit to some thugs.

3. Get shot.

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Re: Suicide Kit


macadood wrote:

SwingingStax wrote:

TomVanDeven wrote:
1. Take an amazing train ride to Chicago, never speaking a word.
2. Bottle of Scotch in hand, drink until you're seeing triples.
3. Stumble up to the top of the John Hancock Center and leap off smiling.

 

1. Take a nice train ride to Chicago.

2. Stay a few days, check out the sites, hit a few open mics.

3. Buy a Life Vest, get VERY wasted, and go for a swim in Lake Michigan.

 

 


1. Take a nice train ride to Chicago, drink some stiff dranks.

2. Get off and walk into the hood talking drunken shit to some thugs.

3. Get shot.


1. Slow motion run to a tearful reunion with your best pal. Your best pal is a train.

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PKTrono
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Re: Suicide Kit

1. intoxication or a good lie down
2. understand you are a collection of particles working in unison
3. if there's a step three then you did it wrong
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Urinate Forever
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Re: Suicide Kit

1. Gather supplies; bread, peanut butter, jelly, knife, plate

2. apply peanut butter and jelly to the bread with the knife.

3. place together on a plate an enjoy.
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OH MAN. It's horrendous. Especially paired with his handle.

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AimmarCair
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Re: Suicide Kit

I have a peanut allergy so that totally works.
frittata!

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Re: Suicide Kit

uhhh what're we doing again
Quote Originally Posted by ben_allison View Post
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AimmarCair
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Re: Suicide Kit

Making KILLER sandwiches.
frittata!

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Re: Suicide Kit

I has hoped that this thread was going to explore what 'kit' Suicide used to record their early records. .

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Re: Suicide Kit

rock band kit
Quote Originally Posted by ben_allison View Post
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Her?
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