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[Bucksstudent]

Puke.

[HopeStreet]

Originally Posted by misterstomach

i don't eat fast food for the most part, or doritos. but when those dorito tacos came out, curiosity got the best of me. i was like "damn, i've got to try these things. what if it's amazing?" so one day last summer, my girl and i were driving out to spend the weekend at the coast and we were hungry. so we decide to just fucking stop at the taco bell and get a snack and drive on down the road. of course i get some dorito tacos. turns out, they taste like fast food, which isn't really that good. whatever, now i've had them. about an hour later we stop at a grocery store to get some supplies for the weekend. while in the store, suddenly i am desperate need of an ass explosion. i find the bathroom and rush in there to do my wretched business. just as i'm on the brink of relief, some dude comes in to piss in the urinal. it's a small bathroom and i'm not excited about the intrusion. so i try to hold off til he's gone. dude pisses for fucking ever and then decides to wash his hands for like ten minutes. i can't do it anymore and the ass explosion proceeds. i hate that this is happening, but that's life and this is a fucking public restroom and i have no choice. he hurries up and gets out of there at that point. as soon as he opens the door to leave, i can hear that he has someone waiting for him and he bursts into hysterical laughter before the door even closes. motherfucker. my integrity is shot at this point. i'm stuck there for ten minutes shitting my intestines out 'cause of these fucking dorito tacos. mocked and laughed at. in terrible discomfort. fuck that shit. i won't be trying these cool ranch flavored tacos.

best.

[HopeStreet]

Originally Posted by misterstomach

i don't eat fast food for the most part, or doritos. but when those dorito tacos came out, curiosity got the best of me. i was like "damn, i've got to try these things. what if it's amazing?" so one day last summer, my girl and i were driving out to spend the weekend at the coast and we were hungry. so we decide to just fucking stop at the taco bell and get a snack and drive on down the road. of course i get some dorito tacos. turns out, they taste like fast food, which isn't really that good. whatever, now i've had them. about an hour later we stop at a grocery store to get some supplies for the weekend. while in the store, suddenly i am desperate need of an ass explosion. i find the bathroom and rush in there to do my wretched business. just as i'm on the brink of relief, some dude comes in to piss in the urinal. it's a small bathroom and i'm not excited about the intrusion. so i try to hold off til he's gone. dude pisses for fucking ever and then decides to wash his hands for like ten minutes. i can't do it anymore and the ass explosion proceeds. i hate that this is happening, but that's life and this is a fucking public restroom and i have no choice. he hurries up and gets out of there at that point. as soon as he opens the door to leave, i can hear that he has someone waiting for him and he bursts into hysterical laughter before the door even closes. motherfucker. my integrity is shot at this point. i'm stuck there for ten minutes shitting my intestines out 'cause of these fucking dorito tacos. mocked and laughed at. in terrible discomfort. fuck that shit. i won't be trying these cool ranch flavored tacos.

best.

[Vexed]

Taco Bell is disgusting.

[Vexed]

Taco Bell is disgusting.

[HopeStreet]

you guys must all be a lot older than me and already have the ibs and crohn's that i'm going to get 'cause with my friends the more disgusting the fast food the more better fast food it is.

it's usually like:
"yo i need a hot bag."
then:
"ok."

[HopeStreet]

you guys must all be a lot older than me and already have the ibs and crohn's that i'm going to get 'cause with my friends the more disgusting the fast food the more better fast food it is.

it's usually like:
"yo i need a hot bag."
then:
"ok."

[Bucksstudent]

Originally Posted by HopeStreet

you guys must all be a lot older than me and already have the ibs and crohn's that i'm going to get 'cause with my friends the more disgusting the fast food the more better fast food it is.

it's usually like:
"yo i need a hot bag."
then:
"ok."

I understood everything until the hot bag part...

[Bucksstudent]

Originally Posted by HopeStreet

you guys must all be a lot older than me and already have the ibs and crohn's that i'm going to get 'cause with my friends the more disgusting the fast food the more better fast food it is.

it's usually like:
"yo i need a hot bag."
then:
"ok."

I understood everything until the hot bag part...

[pbone]

I hate this country

[pbone]

I hate this country

[HopeStreet]

Originally Posted by Bucksstudent

I understood everything until the hot bag part...

hot bag.

[HopeStreet]

Originally Posted by Bucksstudent

I understood everything until the hot bag part...

hot bag.

[Bucksstudent]

Originally Posted by HopeStreet

hot bag.

I'm pretty sure if I said that to my girlfriend, she'd slap me...

[Bucksstudent]

Originally Posted by HopeStreet

hot bag.

I'm pretty sure if I said that to my girlfriend, she'd slap me...

[echodeluxe]

Originally Posted by misterstomach

i don't eat fast food for the most part, or doritos. but when those dorito tacos came out, curiosity got the best of me. i was like "damn, i've got to try these things. what if it's amazing?" so one day last summer, my girl and i were driving out to spend the weekend at the coast and we were hungry. so we decide to just fucking stop at the taco bell and get a snack and drive on down the road. of course i get some dorito tacos. turns out, they taste like fast food, which isn't really that good. whatever, now i've had them. about an hour later we stop at a grocery store to get some supplies for the weekend. while in the store, suddenly i am desperate need of an ass explosion. i find the bathroom and rush in there to do my wretched business. just as i'm on the brink of relief, some dude comes in to piss in the urinal. it's a small bathroom and i'm not excited about the intrusion. so i try to hold off til he's gone. dude pisses for fucking ever and then decides to wash his hands for like ten minutes. i can't do it anymore and the ass explosion proceeds. i hate that this is happening, but that's life and this is a fucking public restroom and i have no choice. he hurries up and gets out of there at that point. as soon as he opens the door to leave, i can hear that he has someone waiting for him and he bursts into hysterical laughter before the door even closes. motherfucker. my integrity is shot at this point. i'm stuck there for ten minutes shitting my intestines out 'cause of these fucking dorito tacos. mocked and laughed at. in terrible discomfort. fuck that shit. i won't be trying these cool ranch flavored tacos.

Can we sticky this?

[echodeluxe]

Originally Posted by misterstomach

i don't eat fast food for the most part, or doritos. but when those dorito tacos came out, curiosity got the best of me. i was like "damn, i've got to try these things. what if it's amazing?" so one day last summer, my girl and i were driving out to spend the weekend at the coast and we were hungry. so we decide to just fucking stop at the taco bell and get a snack and drive on down the road. of course i get some dorito tacos. turns out, they taste like fast food, which isn't really that good. whatever, now i've had them. about an hour later we stop at a grocery store to get some supplies for the weekend. while in the store, suddenly i am desperate need of an ass explosion. i find the bathroom and rush in there to do my wretched business. just as i'm on the brink of relief, some dude comes in to piss in the urinal. it's a small bathroom and i'm not excited about the intrusion. so i try to hold off til he's gone. dude pisses for fucking ever and then decides to wash his hands for like ten minutes. i can't do it anymore and the ass explosion proceeds. i hate that this is happening, but that's life and this is a fucking public restroom and i have no choice. he hurries up and gets out of there at that point. as soon as he opens the door to leave, i can hear that he has someone waiting for him and he bursts into hysterical laughter before the door even closes. motherfucker. my integrity is shot at this point. i'm stuck there for ten minutes shitting my intestines out 'cause of these fucking dorito tacos. mocked and laughed at. in terrible discomfort. fuck that shit. i won't be trying these cool ranch flavored tacos.

Can we sticky this?

[cryptosonic]

This place is really at its best when we discuss food and poop.

[cryptosonic]

This place is really at its best when we discuss food and poop.

[HopeStreet]

Originally Posted by Bucksstudent

I'm pretty sure if I said that to my girlfriend, she'd slap me...

maybe if you're refering to definition #3.
unless your number two is bigger than your fun stick,
then she might be aight with it.