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gil1
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Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening

Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage. So Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors said. The security guard then asked Amin to repeat what he'd said to a supervisor. This time, Amin was chuckling as he spoke, prosecutors said. In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object -- resembling a grenade -- was a component for a penis pump.

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Dr.Picklebottom
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Re: Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening

penis pumps are da bomb
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"eat a dick retard" definitely is a personal attack, and not within the HC site rules. Please keep it civil.
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Re: Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening

:smileysurprised: Bomb or penis pump... bomb or penis pump... bomb or penis pump? :idea:
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Re: Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening

who the hells uses a penis pump?

G-wiz
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gil1
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Re: Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening

Originally posted by StratAtak83
who the hells uses a penis pump?


Terrorists with little dicks.
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Jaymeister
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Re: Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening

I heard that he was travelling with his mom, and was kinda stuck in the situation. To avoid the embarrasment of revealing to his mom that his dick hadn't grown since she last saw it at age 9, he decided to disguise the penis pump by admitting it was a terrorist bomb.:smileyvery-happy:
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lurker007
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Re: Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening

Well duh... as if this doenst look like a bomb... and the thing to pack in the powder in... Just add water! lol.tsa hates this

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Re: Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening

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Re: Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening

%99 of the time it's a dildo.

BALLS

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Faldoe
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Re: Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening

you do realize this thread will be read by Al Qaeda and they're disguise ieds as penis pumps. this thread and possibly this forum is a thread to national security.

 

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Re: Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening

Not my bag, Baby.

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^^^ Ha ha!  Exactly what I thought when I read the title. :smileylol:

... puppets jerking on their strings ...
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