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OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

http://jezebel.com/5907587/zookeeper-saves-tiny-monkey-by-licking-its-butt-until-it-poops-seriously?...

I mean...couldn't he just have...ok, whatever.

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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

No. Just no.
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

answer me a question, does my breath smell like monkey shit?
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

oh thats hott
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

The monkey nutted on the zookeeper's mouth? I thought I'd seen enough Hentai to know where that was going but ...
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

nutty zookeeper
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

Why couldn't it had been kevin james
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

ATT STEVENGLASS this thread is a prime example of OT threads getting out of hand. what the fuck is this shit?????? i don't brows reddit/r/new for a reason.
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

ATT STEVENGLASS this thread is a prime example of OT threads getting out of hand. what the fuck is this shit?????? i don't brows reddit/r/new for a reason.
Good thing it's just a forum on the internet.
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

ATT STEVENGLASS this thread is a prime example of OT threads getting out of hand. what the fuck is this shit?????? i don't brows reddit/r/new for a reason.
Look, pal. Some of us happen to like monkey butt-licking discussion.
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

I'm sure he could have thought of something to use as a suitable substitute for his tongue. I know I would have. It's great to love animals, just don't "love" your animals. And A2M pretty much crosses that line. :freak: It kind of reminds me of that old joke about the two hikers who were out in the boonies. One gets bit by a rattlesnake right on the butt while answering the call of nature, and the other calls 911 on the cell phone and asks what he should do. The paramedic tells him he's got to make an x incisions over each fang mark and then suck out the poison with his mouth and spit it out, or his friend is going to die. When he gets off the phone, the guy who got bit asked "what did they say?" And the other guy replies "you're gonna die..."
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

The Most Defecated Pookeeper

He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.


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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

I refuse to watch. Fuck that. I will not be scarred for life.
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

I refuse to watch. Fuck that. I will not be scarred for life.
it's an article bro...
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

hahahaha Now unfortunately, Mr Bangsheng will be suffering from ecoli and will be shitting in excess for about 4 weeks, eventually becoming severely dehydrated and malnourished, probably leading to death. He did save that little monkey though eh?
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

That is dedication to the job
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Re: OT: The Most Dedicated Zookeeper in the World

I just hope the monkey returns the favour when it's better....
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