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Re: How to destroy a vintage guitar in seconds.....

No one should sign that guitar. It makes me sad. John 5 is one hell of a player, but he definitely doesn't deserve to write on that guitar.
This.. it's like.. I don't care who you are.. don't sign the freakin' guitar. I wouldn't even care if jimi hendrix was brought back from the dead (although that signature would probably up the value of the guitar) I still don't want anyone signing my guitars!!!!!!! Sorta off topic.. but don't you like on craigslist when someone is selling an epiphone signed by nicklback and they want like $2000 for it... :facepalm:
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Re: How to destroy a vintage guitar in seconds.....

That's probably why John plays for Zombie now. I doubt Rob Zombie would kick his band.
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Re: How to destroy a vintage guitar in seconds.....

john 5 is a decent player. just in the wrong band.
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Re: How to destroy a vintage guitar in seconds.....



a class D musical celeb like John5 can buy and sell you 10 times over; deal with it!


Malmsteen is such a douche. I have seen this video and in it he says he thought of scalloping the neck after a scalloped 17th century lute came into the luthier's store that he was working in.

Do you think maybe he lifted the idea from Ritchie Blackmore (as well as the majority of his neo-classical riffage sctick)?

Dude can rock a pirate shirt though.
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Re: How to destroy a vintage guitar in seconds.....

:idk: Eh, who gives a shit? Not like I would ever buy that guitar anyway
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Re: How to destroy a vintage guitar in seconds.....

Because nothing says vintage 1918 acoustic guitar like John 5...
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Re: How to destroy a vintage guitar in seconds.....

i was all antsy sitting here thinking he was gonna drop it or something. signing it tho? whyyyyyy??
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Re: How to destroy a vintage guitar in seconds.....

John 5 also played on a David Lee Roth album in the early 90's. I have seen Manson live around 10 times back in "the day" and John 5 always kicked serious ass. I love everything that guy has released...
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Re: How to destroy a vintage guitar in seconds.....

he made it big when he joined marilyn manson (1998–2004) replacing Zim Zum, :shrug:
but I assume he was a hard working session musician in LA for a before that

check him out on the left like a little manson bitch

manson even gave him the stage name that stuck.


He's the sassy one on the immediate right of Manson, and yeah, he was a known session player in LA, and as someone said, played with Diamond Dave in the early 90s. John 5's vice of choice is sex, he's 100% sober, I don't even think he drinks. So he's knee deep in vintage guitar dough. Loves Telecasters.
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Re: How to destroy a vintage guitar in seconds.....

I remember seeing a Les Paul signed by all the members of Cinderella.

I think it sat in the store for a LONG time.
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Re: How to destroy a vintage guitar in seconds.....

I've never understood the appeal of autographs.
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Re: How to destroy a vintage guitar in seconds.....

"it's such a beautiful guitar, I wanted a picture of it on my album cover" -"hey, wanna scribble all over it?" "duurrrrrr, ok!"
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