sorry, Scrubby, we have the same issue here in SoCal with dry weather and high heat leading to bush fires.
If you live in a fire prone area, keep the brush near the house mowed short, water the plants near the house regularly, put your valuables in a bank safe deposit box during fire season, have a fireproof safe for crucial documents, have an emergency exit plan worked out in advance...and when they come and tell you to evacuate, do it.
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