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daddymack
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‎11-23-2012 11:12 AM

The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident and told Ann, his wife, "This time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the President of the United States."

After Mitt's concession speech, they silently headed off to bed, hand in hand. Neither said a word.

As Ann was getting undressed she asked, "So how does this work? Is Barack coming over here, or am I supposed to go over there?
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‎11-24-2012 09:44 AM

Keep the politics off teh forum if you want to stay
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‎11-24-2012 10:21 AM

this was sex, not politics...
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