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Souiawh --- that means:
1. To strike keyboard with fingers quickly.
2. To randomize a new word by hitting keyboard with a quick, stroke.
3. Creating a random and untracable false word designed to confuse ppl
4. He Souiawhed, teh keyboard.
5. He was taken to court for Souiawhing his signature on teh check.
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Originally Posted by daddymack
JB, just call it shnot... 
okay...scrognotism: (noun) the belief that whatever you say will be treated as fact even if you are lying through your teeth
see also: scrognotist, scrognitizing, scrognation
okay...scrognotism: (noun) the belief that whatever you say will be treated as fact even if you are lying through your teeth
see also: scrognotist, scrognitizing, scrognation
He called off work one day when we were doing an inventory (everyone hated counting stuff) ... and said someone wrecked into the back of his truck.
The next day he shows up in his truck and there is nothing wrong with it.
He says he took it to the shop and they straightened the bumper and repaired the tailgate already..... and then tells of the car that hit him, how totalled it was. I took a closer look and the road dirt was still on everything from the rain earlier in the week. 
I asked if they put dirt on it for an extra charge .... and he said he got caught in the rain on the way to work. 
..... there wasn't a cloud in the sky .... I think he had some kind of compulsive lying scrognotism disorder 
Iw3eoh
This means to pee freely into teh wind three times in a single day.
Iw3eoh: Verb
To pee 3 times without regard to the wind.
To relieve one's bladder in a natural way on several occasions.
To relax and let it rip, all day long
Examples in a sentence:
1. I did a Iw3eoh today
2.The neighbors called teh cops during my last Iw3eoh.
3. I bet the Judge Iw3eohs in his yard whenever he feels like it, yet I get jailtime for it
4. I invitied ppl to a weenie roast and Iw3eoh last weekend, but nobody came
5. I forgot and wore my plastic Iw3eoh pants to work the other day and everyone was staring at me.
This means to pee freely into teh wind three times in a single day.
Iw3eoh: Verb
To pee 3 times without regard to the wind.
To relieve one's bladder in a natural way on several occasions.
To relax and let it rip, all day long
Examples in a sentence:
1. I did a Iw3eoh today
2.The neighbors called teh cops during my last Iw3eoh.
3. I bet the Judge Iw3eohs in his yard whenever he feels like it, yet I get jailtime for it
4. I invitied ppl to a weenie roast and Iw3eoh last weekend, but nobody came
5. I forgot and wore my plastic Iw3eoh pants to work the other day and everyone was staring at me.
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