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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

May I have a guitar of your making? Please?!?!?!?
I don't want to sell my music. I'd like to give it away because where I got it, you didn't have to pay for it. -Captain Beefheart (Don Van Vliet)
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Bax Burgess
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

A line from the George Burns/Gracie Allen show: Boy, you're sure full of questions. Just wish I had as many answers.
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daddymack
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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davebols
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

why???????
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John Backlund
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

why???????


Excellent question!
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John Backlund
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


A European Swallow, or an African Swallow?
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John Backlund
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

May I have a guitar of your making? Please?!?!?!?


Aha!, it's a trick question. I do not make the guitars, I only think them up.
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John Backlund
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

Who invented the guitar?


Ferdinand Guiseppe Guitaro.
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

Why is my coffee half empty and only luke warm? :confused:

Why does my back hurt today? :confused:

Do you think teh Columbo I recorded last night will be any good :confused:
Hi



I'm new here





hi
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Bax Burgess
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

Do you know the way to San Jose?
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daddymack
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

A European Swallow, or an African Swallow?
you can't answer a question with a question...that's in a different thread.... I'd like an argument please....
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

you can't answer a question with a question...that's in a different thread....

I'd like an argument please....


Just out of curiosity...

What exactly is a "laden swallow" carrying?
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John Backlund
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

Just out of curiosity...

What exactly is a "laden swallow" carrying?


Bugs it has ingested, poop that once was bugs, or externally, lice.
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John Backlund
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

Do you know the way to San Jose?


Yes I do!.........

Summerset, SD

1. Head northwest on Sturgis Rd toward Shadowland Ct
0.8 mi

2. Take the 2nd right onto Stage Stop Rd
0.3 mi

3. Turn left to merge onto I-90 W
Entering Wyoming
131 mi

4. Take exit 124 for WY-50 toward Gillette
0.2 mi

5. Turn left onto WY-50 S/​Skyline Dr
Continue to follow WY-50 S
51.2 mi

6. Turn right onto WY-387 W
31.8 mi

7. Turn left onto WY-259 S
18.1 mi

8. Turn left onto the ramp to Casper
0.3 mi

9. Merge onto I-25 S
21.2 mi

10. Take exit 188B for WY-220 W/​Poplar St
0.3 mi

11. Turn right onto WY-220 W/​N Poplar St
1.6 mi

12. Turn right onto WY-220 W/​Cy Ave
Continue to follow WY-220 W
71.0 mi

13. Continue straight onto U.S. 287 S/​WY-789 S
44.1 mi

14. Turn right onto WY-789 S/​U.S. 30 Business (signs for I-80 W/​US-30 W/​Wyoming 789 N/​Rock Spring)
1.5 mi

15. Take the I-80 W ramp to Rock Springs
0.6 mi

16. Slight right onto I-80 E
Entering Utah
285 mi

17. Merge onto I-15 N
2.6 mi

18. Slight right onto I-80 W (signs for Reno/​S.L. International Airport)
Passing through Nevada
Entering California
693 mi

19. Take exit 40 for I-680/​40 toward Benicia/​San Jose
0.5 mi

20. Merge onto I-680 S
70.0 mi

21. Continue onto I-280 N
2.7 mi

22. Take the exit toward W St James St
0.1 mi

23. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for CA-87/​Guadalupe Pkwy
0.9 mi

24. Follow signs for Julian St
0.2 mi

25. Turn right onto W St James St
0.2 mi

26. Take the 2nd left onto N Market St
410 ft

San Jose, CA
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Bax Burgess
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Yes I do!......... Summerset, SD 1. Head northwest on Sturgis Rd toward Shadowland Ct 0.8 mi 2. Take the 2nd right onto Stage Stop Rd 0.3 mi 3. Turn left to merge onto I-90 W Entering Wyoming 131 mi 4. Take exit 124 for WY-50 toward Gillette 0.2 mi 5. Turn left onto WY-50 S/​Skyline Dr Continue to follow WY-50 S 51.2 mi 6. Turn right onto WY-387 W 31.8 mi 7. Turn left onto WY-259 S 18.1 mi 8. Turn left onto the ramp to Casper 0.3 mi 9. Merge onto I-25 S 21.2 mi 10. Take exit 188B for WY-220 W/​Poplar St 0.3 mi 11. Turn right onto WY-220 W/​N Poplar St 1.6 mi 12. Turn right onto WY-220 W/​Cy Ave Continue to follow WY-220 W 71.0 mi 13. Continue straight onto U.S. 287 S/​WY-789 S 44.1 mi 14. Turn right onto WY-789 S/​U.S. 30 Business (signs for I-80 W/​US-30 W/​Wyoming 789 N/​Rock Spring) 1.5 mi 15. Take the I-80 W ramp to Rock Springs 0.6 mi 16. Slight right onto I-80 E Entering Utah 285 mi 17. Merge onto I-15 N 2.6 mi 18. Slight right onto I-80 W (signs for Reno/​S.L. International Airport) Passing through Nevada Entering California 693 mi 19.
Ummm...................I'm, uh, lost. Am I going to die?
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daddymack
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

Just out of curiosity... What exactly is a "laden swallow" carrying?
coconuts...
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Bax Burgess
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Re: Go ahead....ask me anything.

coconuts...
Who didn't know that? Coconuts, it's so obvious.........Kid Creole's Coconuts?
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