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[Stella Joop]

Tron

[NeonVomit]

Van Helsing (thanks for making all classic horror films a laughing stock, wankers) Pearl Harbour (watch Tora, Tora, Tora to see how the events of that day were MEANT to be portrayed) Mimic 2 (I wanted to die halfway through) The Village (please, please, make it stop)

Those are it for now. I'm sure I'll think of some others later.

[BigPigPeaches]

I had to bump this thread because I found this.

Not really SFW. But damn, who had the balls to make this movie?

[Axhandle]

Originally posted by BigPigPeaches
I had to bump this thread because I found this.

Not really SFW. But damn, who had the balls to make this movie?

The real question is, what were you LOOKING for when you found THAT movie? :eek:

[BigPigPeaches]

Originally posted by Axhandle
The real question is, what were you LOOKING for when you found THAT movie? :eek:

Oddly enough, Brokeback Mountain.

Don't ask why.

I just love me some gay cowboys.

[BassMaster Gen…]

Capt. B. Dick: I know you're afraid ArmInAss, but my son- this is just step on the long road to becoming a GayNigger.
Capt. B. Dick: It started when you're father gave birth to you... and who knows, maybe after this mission, you'll get the sign of the brown ring- and can truly call yourself a GayNigger.
Capt. B. Dick: And that's what you've been preparing for since you went to GayAgent School.
ArmInAss: You really think so sir?

:freak:

[GrooveMonkey]

The Land of Faraway...:freak:

[Fran da Man]

Black Dahlia...what the fuck was that about? :mad:

[zesty brick]

Originally posted by Jazz Ad
The Hulk.
Boring as can be while being too busy, no storyline, no respect for the character, very simplistic, not even crappy enough to be funny.

GOD, THAT MOVIE WAS HORRIBLE

[lownote]

many of the movies mentioned, i at least made it to the end.


over here the real stinko's get shut down long before that . . .


:eek:

[Maineville Bass]

The Blair Witch Project
+1million
What a steaming pile of crap that was!!!

4 Stars my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TimmyP]

In no particular order:

A fish called Wanda

Something about Mary

Frenzy (after 30 minutes we were so bored with it we watched TV instead).


Favorites:

Sling blade

Forrest Gump

The Day the Earth Stood Still

[SpaceGhost]

Every movie ever.

[The Admiral]

Originally posted by Thumper
The recent 'The Hills Have Eyes' remake. Gross, sick, pandering...I walked out of it. :freaK:

I second that. I walked out of it also.

[NineMinuteNap]

Borat.....pause.....pause.....pause....NOT!



high five??

[Mike in Utica]

Ed Wood

[bruto]

The Fat Spy.

It's a 60s beach musical. The music isn't too bad, but the acting, plot, and direction are utterly horrible. Wasted 3 bucks on the DVD.

[BlackBelt]

Oddly enough, I just saw "Taladildo Nights: The Sticky Booby Story". It had some good moments, but the money shot was so predictable. I also saw part of "David Coppafeel" in the next theater over, but then I ran out of quarters.
Who doesn't love a theater that has the smell of men enjoying themselves...:thu:

[Rippin' Robin]

'The Penetrator', a porn parody on 'The Terminator'.

[lillederhosen]

Gay niggers from outerspace

http://imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

no offence to any of our homosexual or african american friends