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Re: Your groupies stories. Here.

I play both covers and originals. I am in decent shape and 5'11. I have never had any girl trouble. I think the key is confidence, they like confident men. Get on stage and show them that you owne it.
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Re: Your groupies stories. Here.

Originally posted by GCDEF


Girls don't care how well you play as long as you don't mess up horribly. Make and hold eye contact, smile a bit and have fun with it. Pick a girl, hold here attention and make her think you're playing just for her. Get yourself a mic even if you don't sing, so you can make comments and talk to people too.

I do play in a cover band but I look at it like it's our job to be the life of the party and to entertain people. That requires talking and interacting with people. Once you start that, you'll be tapping booty in no time.
Nooooo doubt! Dish a lil' schpiel and have fun with it.

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Re: Your groupies stories. Here.

Originally posted by fuzzball
I play both covers and originals. I am in decent shape and 5'11. I have never had any girl trouble. I think the key is confidence, they like confident men. Get on stage and show them that you owne it.
And for the record, looks don't even matter half as much as confidence and charm when it comes to getting most (worthwhile) women.

Trust me.

Not to say that I'm not unbelievably handsome because I sooooooooo am. Modest too!

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Well coming from a self-confessed "groupie" here's how ya do it fella's:

1. Dress like you belong on stage. If you look like you just rolled out of bed onto the stage it won't happen for you. My favorite 'band guy' outfit...leather pants...yes that's it..just leather pants.

But know your limitations! If you ain't got the body for it, please, please don't do it. Just 'cuz ya own 'em, don't mean they should be on your body. See examples below:

Approriate leather use:


Inapropriate leather use:



2. Be confident! It's your stage, own it dammit!!

Appropriate use of the stage: That's effin' HOT!



3. Move around. Don't stand in one spot all night. Chicks dig a guy who will jump up on a speaker and start playing or one who will jump out into the crowd.

Appropriate use of speaker:...see the chicks digging it?


4. Work the room between sets. Go up and talk to people. Flirt with us!! We love the attention.

Ok that's "How to Get Groupies 101." Anybody got any questions?
Originally posted by squealie
We've got too many trailers, taxes, websites, bartabs, bandHOs, hotel room keys, beer-runs, gas-allowances, mapquests, Riggins-fans, vending machine logistics, lamp-toss, guest-list, fredndebs, pingers, deers in a rut, and ringing cell phones....

....to worry about something as trivial as song selection.

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God bless the groupıes.

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Ok that's "How to Get Groupies 101." Anybody got any questions?
Pics?

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Sorry, no pics. That's Groupie Rule #1, What happens on the road, stays on the road...leave no evidence
Originally posted by squealie
We've got too many trailers, taxes, websites, bartabs, bandHOs, hotel room keys, beer-runs, gas-allowances, mapquests, Riggins-fans, vending machine logistics, lamp-toss, guest-list, fredndebs, pingers, deers in a rut, and ringing cell phones....

....to worry about something as trivial as song selection.

Quote Originally Posted by Austincowbell View Post
God bless the groupıes.

http://www.bndgrl.com
http://www.forevertodayphotography.com
Check out this band, they don't suck: TK-421
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Re: Your groupies stories. Here.

Originally posted by ratthedd


You can't dance to a song you've never heard before.

The fact that this is the prevelent attitude in this country makes me . I dance to music I've never heard before all the time. I want to rail against the logic here but I guess for most music venues it's true.
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Originally posted by BndGrl
Sorry, no pics. That's Groupie Rule #1, What happens on the road, stays on the road...leave no evidence
This is sometimes difficult without a dedicated cleaning staff.
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Originally posted by Strings74


This is sometimes difficult without a dedicated cleaning staff.
I really should start leaving the hotel housekeepers tips after the way we've left some of the rooms...
Originally posted by squealie
We've got too many trailers, taxes, websites, bartabs, bandHOs, hotel room keys, beer-runs, gas-allowances, mapquests, Riggins-fans, vending machine logistics, lamp-toss, guest-list, fredndebs, pingers, deers in a rut, and ringing cell phones....

....to worry about something as trivial as song selection.

Quote Originally Posted by Austincowbell View Post
God bless the groupıes.

http://www.bndgrl.com
http://www.forevertodayphotography.com
Check out this band, they don't suck: TK-421
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Originally posted by greaseenvelope


The fact that this is the prevelent attitude in this country makes me . I dance to music I've never heard before all the time.
AMEN!!!!
Originally posted by squealie
We've got too many trailers, taxes, websites, bartabs, bandHOs, hotel room keys, beer-runs, gas-allowances, mapquests, Riggins-fans, vending machine logistics, lamp-toss, guest-list, fredndebs, pingers, deers in a rut, and ringing cell phones....

....to worry about something as trivial as song selection.

Quote Originally Posted by Austincowbell View Post
God bless the groupıes.

http://www.bndgrl.com
http://www.forevertodayphotography.com
Check out this band, they don't suck: TK-421
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some fun stories here... Keep 'em coming folks !
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Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award.

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Re: Your groupies stories. Here.

to mirror what everyone has said:

girls aren;t interested in guys doing their owns tuff unless they'#re incredibly good looking, an absolutely fantastic band or they're on their way up in the business.

simple as that. there are exceptions to the rule but it boils down to that so you need to make them want you.

one of the best things that ever happened to me during a small gig we done at a party was my ex girlfriends dad coming up to me and saying enjoy yourself, when i said i was he said well fucking smile a little it became distrubingly noticeable that even though I'm the token one int he band that can't keep still on stage and am always selling it, I wasn't doing anything with my face at all, I wasn;t giving any impression of really enjoying myself and being into it so now I make a concentrated effort to grin, smile,s mirk etc... while still keepign the moving about, dancing etc... going.

it does make a huge difference witht he crowd.

again with the moving. as people have said: don't stand and look at your feet. I saw a band a couple of years ago who were decent but the main reason i can still remember them over every other small band ive seen is they had a guy singing who wasnt the greatest by a stretch and a girl singing who was amazing.

thing is, the girl looked petrified onstage even when she had this cracking voice coming out of her whereas the guy who couldn't sing fuckign owned the stage and made it his even when he wasn;t singing. if you don't look like you belong onstage than it's going to turn people off.

it's all down to confidence and it doesn't take much effort at all and even though you're conscious of thinking k time to smile, time to dance round that chick over there etc... no one else in the crowd is. fuck if we're doign a big gig and i'm wanting to get psyched up i'll find a mirror ands start pep talking myself in it. looks absolutely ridiculous but it loosens you up so much and again, the only people who see you doign it are you and whoever else is around, everyone out the front just sees a guy whos come out ready to kick ass from go.

btw i decided to start doign that after an old college lecturer told me about a gig he done with a guy in london back in the 60s who was dancing and posing and shit in front of a mirror. they all thought it was idiotic till they saw the guy onstage kicking ass on every level. after it said guy came up to the drummer and said hi im mick and this is my mate keith, we really liked your band.
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Re: Your groupies stories. Here.

Don't kiss and tell...also, If we did tell, it would just sound like we were bragging and everyone would think the other was full of shit anyway...
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Re: Your groupies stories. Here.

Originally posted by sventvkg
Don't kiss and tell...also, If we did tell, it would just sound like we were bragging and everyone would think the other was full of shit anyway...
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Originally posted by THB

I always comfort myself with the knowledge that if anyone in the audience could do better they probably would be, and shit, if you can't laugh at yourself there will always be someone there to pick up the slack.

Originally posted by squealie

I would personally, like to find the assgobbler that invented the pipe-shaking car radio, and beat him to death with a stack of DMX cds. Do these fuckwits realize that the baby is sleeping?

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Truth is even at 48 years old and with not much hair I get a half dozen offers a year.
I turn them down, mostly because I married well and prefer what I have at home.
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Originally posted by KeysBear

I turn them down, mostly
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Originally posted by Cassius
*chuckle*

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Re: Your groupies stories. Here.

Very short version (and general warning for giging overseas):

I did a gig in a fairly poor European country, met a girl, fooled around, and to my surprise she came to the States a month later in the hopes that I'd marry her so she could stay here. I fooled around a bit more but I told her no way and she ended up finding someone else to keep her here.

A few years later, I giged in the same country with another band. The exact same thing happened again! One of the guys in the band said that the girls there will hook up with just about any American guy that they can get, just to get out of thier situation.
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Played a gig out of town and picked up quite a hottie at the bar. When we get back to the hotel none of the guys would get out of the 1 room we had so I had to spend all the money I'd earned that night on a room for the two of us. Anyway, we get in the new room and get to business. Suddenly I look up and the bass player is stood outside at the window, eating a piece of pizza, laughing his ass off. Luckily she found it pretty funny too.
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LOL you guys and your fucking stories..keep em up!
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