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Last January we played a gig at a local bar, I noticed a big breasted brunette watching me for the 1st set. I know us drummers are Damn Sexy but this chick was practically bangin' me with her eyes!
So Inbetween sets I walked up to her and she bought me a drink... (Oh yah, you can see where this is going)
We got back up there finneshed our 2nd and 3rd sets and after the show she wanted to take me back to her place... Being the good hearted fella I am I wnet with her
We proceded to have wild sex and all that goes along with it... After it was all said and done I went to go home and her kids were sitting right outside her door
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I wrote a song called "Slutbanger" to immortalize the evening
So Inbetween sets I walked up to her and she bought me a drink... (Oh yah, you can see where this is going)We got back up there finneshed our 2nd and 3rd sets and after the show she wanted to take me back to her place... Being the good hearted fella I am I wnet with her
We proceded to have wild sex and all that goes along with it... After it was all said and done I went to go home and her kids were sitting right outside her door !I wrote a song called "Slutbanger" to immortalize the evening
Originally Posted by chiro972
Back before I got married I met a hot red head (we are talking a 10, she was smokin). She told me she loved my music and would love to strip while I play a tune. I thought she was just teasing. Around 2 weeks later I played a small gig, after the show I go backstage to a private little room to relax for a min, and guess what, the red head comes in. I played a tune she striped and after that we had several hours of fun. I will never forget it.
Originally posted by THX1138
Quite the contrary my good man.
I say that because my music has greatly aided the addition of bones to my closet, and they needn't be discussed.
Quite the contrary my good man.
I say that because my music has greatly aided the addition of bones to my closet, and they needn't be discussed.
My groupie story is that I once banged the ugliest girl in the world because she happened to follow us to the hotel room and couldn't keep her mouth shut. So I had two options: drive her home, or bang her
The guys in my band are still having a laugh at me about this one, even though it's been almost 4 years. Hey, at least I got nookie that night
Originally posted by Hardtailed
Don't worry, we won't tell your wife
My groupie story is that I once banged the ugliest girl in the world because she happened to follow us to the hotel room and couldn't keep her mouth shut. So I had two options: drive her home, or bang her
The guys in my band are still having a laugh at me about this one, even though it's been almost 4 years. Hey, at least I got nookie that night
Don't worry, we won't tell your wife
My groupie story is that I once banged the ugliest girl in the world because she happened to follow us to the hotel room and couldn't keep her mouth shut. So I had two options: drive her home, or bang her
The guys in my band are still having a laugh at me about this one, even though it's been almost 4 years. Hey, at least I got nookie that night
Originally posted by brikus
how ugly ? pics puhleeeeeeeeeeease...
how ugly ? pics puhleeeeeeeeeeease...
Thing is, from the waist down, she was a perfect 10! I actually ended up enjoying it. But then when the morning came she started yapping again
Originally posted by Hardtailed
Well, think about all the traits that make a beautiful women beautiful... and reverse them. (Well except she was blonde and had blue eyes...)
Thing is, from the waist down, she was a perfect 10! I actually ended up enjoying it. But then when the morning came she started yapping again
Well, think about all the traits that make a beautiful women beautiful... and reverse them. (Well except she was blonde and had blue eyes...)
Thing is, from the waist down, she was a perfect 10! I actually ended up enjoying it. But then when the morning came she started yapping again
Was she at least horny enough for her partner to have fun ?
yapping again ? No prob-a-lem ! Do her in the ass doggy style, and then she's be yapping for a reason !
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