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Your groupies stories. Here.

Post 'em here.
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Originally posted by lawboy
Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award.

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No. What happens on the road stays on the road.
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Last January we played a gig at a local bar, I noticed a big breasted brunette watching me for the 1st set. I know us drummers are Damn Sexy but this chick was practically bangin' me with her eyes! So Inbetween sets I walked up to her and she bought me a drink... (Oh yah, you can see where this is going)

We got back up there finneshed our 2nd and 3rd sets and after the show she wanted to take me back to her place... Being the good hearted fella I am I wnet with her We proceded to have wild sex and all that goes along with it... After it was all said and done I went to go home and her kids were sitting right outside her door !

I wrote a song called "Slutbanger" to immortalize the evening
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Back before I got married I met a hot red head (we are talking a 10, she was smokin). She told me she loved my music and would love to strip while I play a tune. I thought she was just teasing. Around 2 weeks later I played a small gig, after the show I go backstage to a private little room to relax for a min, and guess what, the red head comes in. I played a tune she striped and after that we had several hours of fun. I will never forget it.
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Originally posted by THX1138
No. What happens on the road stays on the road.
you say that because your music never got you laid !
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Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award.

Originally posted by soup in a Petra Nemcova VS Josie Maran thread :
The only real winner in this thread is my weewee.

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Originally posted by fritzgog13

I wrote a song called "Slutbanger" to immortalize the evening
Bwahaha.. sig worthy!

Ooh yeah I banged to slut
Schmokin' love in her butt
Lovin' fire from my blowtorch
And I then left like a proud laddy
Saw her kids sittin' on the porch
Screamin': "Are you our daddy?"
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Originally posted by brikus


you say that because your music never got you laid !
Quite the contrary my good man.

I say that because my music has greatly aided the addition of bones to my closet, and they needn't be discussed.
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Quite the contrary my good man.

I say that because my music has greatly aided the addition of bones to my closet, and they needn't be discussed.
deny all you like...if you had got poon thanks to your music you'd tell it !
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Originally posted by lawboy
Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award.

Originally posted by soup in a Petra Nemcova VS Josie Maran thread :
The only real winner in this thread is my weewee.

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Originally posted by THX1138


Quite the contrary my good man.

I say that because my music has greatly aided the addition of bones to my closet, and they needn't be discussed.
Don't worry, we won't tell your wife

My groupie story is that I once banged the ugliest girl in the world because she happened to follow us to the hotel room and couldn't keep her mouth shut. So I had two options: drive her home, or bang her

The guys in my band are still having a laugh at me about this one, even though it's been almost 4 years. Hey, at least I got nookie that night
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Originally posted by Hardtailed


Don't worry, we won't tell your wife

My groupie story is that I once banged the ugliest girl in the world because she happened to follow us to the hotel room and couldn't keep her mouth shut. So I had two options: drive her home, or bang her

The guys in my band are still having a laugh at me about this one, even though it's been almost 4 years. Hey, at least I got nookie that night
how ugly ? pics puhleeeeeeeeeeease...
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Originally posted by lawboy
Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award.

Originally posted by soup in a Petra Nemcova VS Josie Maran thread :
The only real winner in this thread is my weewee.

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Originally posted by brikus


how ugly ? pics puhleeeeeeeeeeease...
Well, think about all the traits that make a beautiful women beautiful... and reverse them. (Well except she was blonde and had blue eyes...)

Thing is, from the waist down, she was a perfect 10! I actually ended up enjoying it. But then when the morning came she started yapping again
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Originally posted by Hardtailed


Well, think about all the traits that make a beautiful women beautiful... and reverse them. (Well except she was blonde and had blue eyes...)

Thing is, from the waist down, she was a perfect 10! I actually ended up enjoying it. But then when the morning came she started yapping again
she had no boobies ?
Was she at least horny enough for her partner to have fun ?

yapping again ? No prob-a-lem ! Do her in the ass doggy style, and then she's be yapping for a reason !
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Originally posted by lawboy
Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award.

Originally posted by soup in a Petra Nemcova VS Josie Maran thread :
The only real winner in this thread is my weewee.

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Originally posted by THX1138
No. What happens on the road stays on the road.
God, I hope so.
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Originally posted by Rippin' Robin


Bwahaha.. sig worthy!

Ooh yeah I banged to slut
Schmokin' love in her butt
Lovin' fire from my blowtorch
And I then left like a proud laddy
Saw her kids sittin' on the porch
Screamin': "Are you our daddy?"

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I posted this when it happened last year, but I'll tell the tale one more time. Here's the short-short version.

Showed up to soundcheck. Sound guy brought his girlfriend and another female friend to the gig. This female friend was drunk already.
She thought we were some other band. But she kept professing her love for our music. During our set, she came on stage twice to "dance". Her first dance consisted of showing the crowd her bare ass.
Her second dance had her pulling her pants down to her ankles and rubbing her cooch on my picking hand in the middle of the song.


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Originally posted by THX1138
No. What happens on the road stays on the road.
Yesh. It would be ungentlemanly to elaborate. 'Specially for us married gentlemans.
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Yesh. It would be ungentlemanly to elaborate. 'Specially for us married gentlemans.
If you're married but still have a story on which to elaborate, your gentleman status is seriously questionable.
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Yesh. It would be ungentlemanly to elaborate. 'Specially for us married gentlemans.
Yep... what TheMan said...
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you bunch of hypocrites !!!!
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Originally posted by lawboy
Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award.

Originally posted by soup in a Petra Nemcova VS Josie Maran thread :
The only real winner in this thread is my weewee.

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