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my dog met a fit chocolate 42 yr old this weekend (and actually got laid)

holy cow you guys, this bitch was all over yogi this weekend. right when we got there she was saying the most dirty things you could ever imagine, way better than a dumbed down version of penthouse letters. she was about half his size and chubby but wore this leather collar that just screamed fuck me. i think she was some type of indie receptionist type but for some reason she could not type at all and sounded just like me.

yogi wanted to stay and have intimate time but i had to leave and go to work today so sadly it was just a 1.5 day fuck session - he must have got her off like 23 times though.

i know all you sick fucks want pics but i like to keep things private and not really discuss personal stuff online so here is a before pic. they almost had a threesome but the little one could not reach much and that would require about 14 more threads



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Re: my dog met a fit chocolate 42 yr old this weekend (and actually got laid)

Bitches luv leather collars.
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Bitches luv leather collars.
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Bitches luv leather collars.
seriously this. i mean, look at her presenting right there, she wants the D
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Bitches luv leather collars.
seriously this. i mean, look at her presenting right there, she wants the D
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Omfg
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Omfg
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Who's the little guy? Reminds me of a cartoon dog from somewhere....
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Rock hardness called that one
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Who's the little guy? Reminds me of a cartoon dog from somewhere....
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Rock hardness called that one
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What's with the TGP like attitude around here when it comes to women?

Some people obviously want to get their dick wet, others are waiting for handwired NOS mirage pussy.
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Who's the little guy? Reminds me of a cartoon dog from somewhere....
that is Jenny's dog, bax. he is a fat ass. the slut is Jenny's mom's dog, murphy.
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Who's the little guy? Reminds me of a cartoon dog from somewhere....
that is Jenny's dog, bax. he is a fat ass. the slut is Jenny's mom's dog, murphy.
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nice 10/10
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The joke was on him though, it was someone else's wang

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nice 10/10
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I sold a picture of my wang on the internet to some bloke for £20.

The joke was on him though, it was someone else's wang

LOLZ!!!!
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Haha. Not only is it a good parody, but that picture is entertainment in itself. Look at that little thing! Look at it! Want..to..pet it..
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Haha. Not only is it a good parody, but that picture is entertainment in itself. Look at that little thing! Look at it! Want..to..pet it..
Check out my band "Tock" Debut album coming out soon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQoQgpMooyY
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Re: my dog met a fit chocolate 42 yr old this weekend (and actually got laid)

It's only true love if he humps her leg & pee's on the carpet.
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Re: my dog met a fit chocolate 42 yr old this weekend (and actually got laid)

It's only true love if he humps her leg & pee's on the carpet.
I endorse Laura & Valve Queen tubes, you should too.
Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson.
"I'm happy to pay my tech $40 bucks to take the Zap for me."
One kick-butt deal with johnpace2
Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.
After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.
Member of the JMP Hall of Fame.

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Re: my dog met a fit chocolate 42 yr old this weekend (and actually got laid)

Chocolate Labs are such loose moraled whores.
Look how hard my heart hurts.
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