Amps

[Kowalski]

Originally Posted by -=Pennywise=-

remember those Evil Kenevil stunt cycles from the 70's???? I owned one for 35 minutes and caused about $50,000 damage..... by jumping it across the street from my driveway, straight into the window of a car driven by an old lady who was so freaked out she smashed into into a telephone pole.

[Rufus Leaking]

When I was little I thought that quicksand would be a much bigger problem then it turned out to be...

[Rufus Leaking]

When I was little I thought that quicksand would be a much bigger problem then it turned out to be...

[Kowalski]

Originally Posted by Rufus Leaking

When I was little I thought that quicksand would be a much bigger problem then it turned out to be...

I lived in constant fear of my appendix rupturing

[Kowalski]

Originally Posted by Rufus Leaking

When I was little I thought that quicksand would be a much bigger problem then it turned out to be...

I lived in constant fear of my appendix rupturing

[Rock Hardness]

My big fear was Nuclear War.

No, seriously. Fucking Nuclear War.

Seems kinda funny now...

[Rock Hardness]

My big fear was Nuclear War.

No, seriously. Fucking Nuclear War.

Seems kinda funny now...

[NeloAngelo]

i used to have dreams about the russians invading america in the 80's.

i would be at school (i was in kindergarten at the time i think) and i would see a bunch of helicopters just floating, then a bunch of russians rappelled out of the choppers.

[NeloAngelo]

i used to have dreams about the russians invading america in the 80's.

i would be at school (i was in kindergarten at the time i think) and i would see a bunch of helicopters just floating, then a bunch of russians rappelled out of the choppers.

[Cougar Hunter]

I thought mummies were like zombies that walked around and preyed on the living.

I lived in constant fear of home invaders and being murdered in my sleep.

I thought my Dad just underlined and highlighted papers for a living.

[Cougar Hunter]

I thought mummies were like zombies that walked around and preyed on the living.

I lived in constant fear of home invaders and being murdered in my sleep.

I thought my Dad just underlined and highlighted papers for a living.

[justanoldhippie]

Originally Posted by Jesse G

When I was about 6, my mom made me eat a bunch of hotdogs.

My only guess is that she wanted me to get tired of them because I know it's all I ever wanted to eat when I was a kid. She told me I couldn't leave the counter until I finished them all and I was too full to eat them all so I waited until she wasn't looking and threw 3 of them down the hall into the living room.

Later that night I tried to look for them but I could only find one.

Fast forward 5 years or so and we're moving furniture around and I find the hotdogs behind a cabinet. They were tiny, black and petrified. I carved one into a sharp point and took the other one to school for show and tell.

Be happy you're not from Houston, once left a waitress there 49 pounds of hotdogs as a tip, next time through her little girl looked so happy

[justanoldhippie]

Originally Posted by Jesse G

When I was about 6, my mom made me eat a bunch of hotdogs.

My only guess is that she wanted me to get tired of them because I know it's all I ever wanted to eat when I was a kid. She told me I couldn't leave the counter until I finished them all and I was too full to eat them all so I waited until she wasn't looking and threw 3 of them down the hall into the living room.

Later that night I tried to look for them but I could only find one.

Fast forward 5 years or so and we're moving furniture around and I find the hotdogs behind a cabinet. They were tiny, black and petrified. I carved one into a sharp point and took the other one to school for show and tell.

Be happy you're not from Houston, once left a waitress there 49 pounds of hotdogs as a tip, next time through her little girl looked so happy

[peavey_impact]

Originally Posted by Bumhucker

When I was about 7 or 8 I was outside with my dad doing some work in the yard. All of the sudden this car with no tires on all four rims comes barrelling around the corner, sparks flying all over the place... we looked at each other like wtf? That was some funny shit... odd but funny.

lol hell yes

[peavey_impact]

Originally Posted by Bumhucker

When I was about 7 or 8 I was outside with my dad doing some work in the yard. All of the sudden this car with no tires on all four rims comes barrelling around the corner, sparks flying all over the place... we looked at each other like wtf? That was some funny shit... odd but funny.

lol hell yes

[HumanFuseBen]

My dad was total white trash. He worked on cars a lot in our driveway, which was right next to a big patch of woods. Being trash, he would discard old oil filters by carelessly throwing them into the woods. Once, this moron kid that lived down the street named Justin sees these oily piles in our woods and declares that we're all going to be rich because our land has oil. I was like "no, my dad is just trashy".
Same kid was a compulsive liar and swore he'd buy us all Game Gears for our birthdays. I'm still waiting on mine.

[HumanFuseBen]

My dad was total white trash. He worked on cars a lot in our driveway, which was right next to a big patch of woods. Being trash, he would discard old oil filters by carelessly throwing them into the woods. Once, this moron kid that lived down the street named Justin sees these oily piles in our woods and declares that we're all going to be rich because our land has oil. I was like "no, my dad is just trashy".
Same kid was a compulsive liar and swore he'd buy us all Game Gears for our birthdays. I'm still waiting on mine.

[OverDriven]

Originally Posted by JimiRules

Then during the winter of 1990 and on into the summer of 1991 my friends and I started talking to each other on CB radios. We'd talk to one another and sometimes truckers would chime in and talk with us as well. One night we were talking and this guy who had the handle Dr. No got on. He told us that he was a trucker and his job consisted of him driving to Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati. He had a woman in his truck with him and we talked to her some too. For the next month or so we'd be on and Dr. No would get on and talk with us. We happened to notice that every time he was on he had a different woman with him. I thought it was a bit strange, but I didn't really dwell on it and none of us asked him about it. Finally all of a sudden he stopped getting on. A few years later I was watching Unsolved Mysteries and they ran a story about a trucker who was picking up prostitutes in Ohio and other areas of the mid west and was killing them and dumping them along the highways. They said that about all the information they had on him was that he went by the CB handle Dr. No. They also said that a lot of the killings occurred in 1990-91. When I heard that the hair on the back of my neck stood up. All this time my friends and I were talking to a serial killer and his victims.

That's a cool story, but the only problem is that the "Dr. No" killer committed all of his crimes before 1990. Actually, of the 8 women he killed, 6 of them happened in 1987 or earlier.

The story hit the news in 90-91. The guy you were talking to probably heard it and decided to mess with people.

[OverDriven]

Originally Posted by JimiRules

Then during the winter of 1990 and on into the summer of 1991 my friends and I started talking to each other on CB radios. We'd talk to one another and sometimes truckers would chime in and talk with us as well. One night we were talking and this guy who had the handle Dr. No got on. He told us that he was a trucker and his job consisted of him driving to Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati. He had a woman in his truck with him and we talked to her some too. For the next month or so we'd be on and Dr. No would get on and talk with us. We happened to notice that every time he was on he had a different woman with him. I thought it was a bit strange, but I didn't really dwell on it and none of us asked him about it. Finally all of a sudden he stopped getting on. A few years later I was watching Unsolved Mysteries and they ran a story about a trucker who was picking up prostitutes in Ohio and other areas of the mid west and was killing them and dumping them along the highways. They said that about all the information they had on him was that he went by the CB handle Dr. No. They also said that a lot of the killings occurred in 1990-91. When I heard that the hair on the back of my neck stood up. All this time my friends and I were talking to a serial killer and his victims.

That's a cool story, but the only problem is that the "Dr. No" killer committed all of his crimes before 1990. Actually, of the 8 women he killed, 6 of them happened in 1987 or earlier.

The story hit the news in 90-91. The guy you were talking to probably heard it and decided to mess with people.

[Kowalski]

Originally Posted by OverDriven

That's a cool story, but the only problem is that the "Dr. No" killer committed all of his crimes before 1990. Actually, of the 8 women he killed, 6 of them happened in 1987 or earlier.

Dr. No alt in 3, 2, 1...