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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

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Y'all, I had stayed out of this thread for the longest time, but for some reason, tonight I just had to peek... and I found this gem! Wow... a new definition of epic, yo!
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

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Y'all, I had stayed out of this thread for the longest time, but for some reason, tonight I just had to peek... and I found this gem! Wow... a new definition of epic, yo!
i'd prob throw a shot in that chick with the umbrella
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by draelyc View Post
Y'all, I had stayed out of this thread for the longest time, but for some reason, tonight I just had to peek... and I found this gem! Wow... a new definition of epic, yo!
i'd prob throw a shot in that chick with the umbrella
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

I threw up at a taco bell,
Don't ask me, I'll couldn't tell
It's the most god aweful smell,
And now I'm on my way.

I'd trade my freedom for a drink,
So drunk I'm running for a sink
I wasn't ready for adulthood,
I'm just misunderstood.

Creeper stare was holdin',
Red eyes, vomit was flowin'
Hot flashes, crazyness was showin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
I'm Charveldan,
Can I get a ride, maybe?

It's hard to drive straight,
With a 2.08,
But what the hell,
One night in a cell, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
I'm Charveldan,
Can I get a ride, maybe?

And all the city cops,
Try to chase me,
But what the hell,
One night in a cell, maybe?

You did your time for the crime,
Should have learned in your prime
Now you've got no car at all,
Riding your Huffy to the mall.

You beg, and hitch, and bike
Have no foresight and it's like,
You stoped maturing at three,
That's why you're a parolee.

Creeper stare was holdin',
Red eyes, vomit was flowin'
Hot flashes, crazyness is showin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, My name is Charvel,
And I'm fucking crazy,
Got in my car and went to jail,
Only one call, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At the camera,
But here's my mugshot,
Score some online cred, maybe?

Hey, My name is now Tina,
And this is crazy,
But here's cell number,
Gonna get raped, maybe?

And all the prison boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's cell number,
So hollow me out, maybe?

Now you came in my ass.
I messed up so bad
I messed up so bad
I messed up so, so bad

Now you came in my ass.
I messed up so bad
And you should know that
I messed up so, so bad

It's hard to shit right,
I'm ripped baby,
There is a lot of blood,
So call a paramedic, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
Just had my second gay experience,
30 stitches, maybe?

And all the bondsmen,
Try to chase me,
But my mom is paying,
So call her, maybe?

Now I'm on my Huffy
And the weather is so bad
The weather is so bad
My life is so, so sad

Before I had a car
I miss it so bad
And you should know that

I'll need a ride, maybe?
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You realize under Sharia law, she'll be required to get a circumcision.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

I threw up at a taco bell,
Don't ask me, I'll couldn't tell
It's the most god aweful smell,
And now I'm on my way.

I'd trade my freedom for a drink,
So drunk I'm running for a sink
I wasn't ready for adulthood,
I'm just misunderstood.

Creeper stare was holdin',
Red eyes, vomit was flowin'
Hot flashes, crazyness was showin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
I'm Charveldan,
Can I get a ride, maybe?

It's hard to drive straight,
With a 2.08,
But what the hell,
One night in a cell, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
I'm Charveldan,
Can I get a ride, maybe?

And all the city cops,
Try to chase me,
But what the hell,
One night in a cell, maybe?

You did your time for the crime,
Should have learned in your prime
Now you've got no car at all,
Riding your Huffy to the mall.

You beg, and hitch, and bike
Have no foresight and it's like,
You stoped maturing at three,
That's why you're a parolee.

Creeper stare was holdin',
Red eyes, vomit was flowin'
Hot flashes, crazyness is showin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, My name is Charvel,
And I'm fucking crazy,
Got in my car and went to jail,
Only one call, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At the camera,
But here's my mugshot,
Score some online cred, maybe?

Hey, My name is now Tina,
And this is crazy,
But here's cell number,
Gonna get raped, maybe?

And all the prison boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's cell number,
So hollow me out, maybe?

Now you came in my ass.
I messed up so bad
I messed up so bad
I messed up so, so bad

Now you came in my ass.
I messed up so bad
And you should know that
I messed up so, so bad

It's hard to shit right,
I'm ripped baby,
There is a lot of blood,
So call a paramedic, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
Just had my second gay experience,
30 stitches, maybe?

And all the bondsmen,
Try to chase me,
But my mom is paying,
So call her, maybe?

Now I'm on my Huffy
And the weather is so bad
The weather is so bad
My life is so, so sad

Before I had a car
I miss it so bad
And you should know that

I'll need a ride, maybe?
HCAF Public Enemy #1
VHT Pittbull CLX
VHT Fat Bottom 4x12
Jackson Soloist SL2H
Jackson DKMG EMG 81/85 18v

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You realize under Sharia law, she'll be required to get a circumcision.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Excellent lyrics Turbo13B. Now we just need to get Loop to record it.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Excellent lyrics Turbo13B. Now we just need to get Loop to record it.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

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Now all we need is someone to Unleash The Fierro.........and EVH the squirrel.
Quote Originally Posted by KCTigerChief View Post
Rock hardness called that one
Quote Originally Posted by guitarbilly74 View Post
But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12" cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by fretless View Post
Now all we need is someone to Unleash The Fierro.........and EVH the squirrel.
Quote Originally Posted by KCTigerChief View Post
Rock hardness called that one
Quote Originally Posted by guitarbilly74 View Post
But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12" cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Turbo's lyrics:
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Turbo's lyrics:
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by TurboRotary13b View Post
I threw up at a taco bell,
Don't ask me, I'll couldn't tell
It's the most god aweful smell,
And now I'm on my way.

I'd trade my freedom for a drink,
So drunk I'm running for a sink
I wasn't ready for adulthood,
I'm just misunderstood.

Creeper stare was holdin',
Red eyes, vomit was flowin'
Hot flashes, crazyness was showin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
I'm Charveldan,
Can I get a ride, maybe?

It's hard to drive straight,
With a 2.08,
But what the hell,
One night in a cell, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
I'm Charveldan,
Can I get a ride, maybe?

And all the city cops,
Try to chase me,
But what the hell,
One night in a cell, maybe?

You did your time for the crime,
Should have learned in your prime
Now you've got no car at all,
Riding your Huffy to the mall.

You beg, and hitch, and bike
Have no foresight and it's like,
You stoped maturing at three,
That's why you're a parolee.

Creeper stare was holdin',
Red eyes, vomit was flowin'
Hot flashes, crazyness is showin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, My name is Charvel,
And I'm fucking crazy,
Got in my car and went to jail,
Only one call, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At the camera,
But here's my mugshot,
Score some online cred, maybe?

Hey, My name is now Tina,
And this is crazy,
But here's cell number,
Gonna get raped, maybe?

And all the prison boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's cell number,
So hollow me out, maybe?

Now you came in my ass.
I messed up so bad
I messed up so bad
I messed up so, so bad

Now you came in my ass.
I messed up so bad
And you should know that
I messed up so, so bad

It's hard to shit right,
I'm ripped baby,
There is a lot of blood,
So call a paramedic, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
Just had my second gay experience,
30 stitches, maybe?

And all the bondsmen,
Try to chase me,
But my mom is paying,
So call her, maybe?

Now I'm on my Huffy
And the weather is so bad
The weather is so bad
My life is so, so sad

Before I had a car
I miss it so bad
And you should know that

I'll need a ride, maybe?
Fucking. Epic. You really should write songs for people. Or maybe get Weird Al to spoof that song with your lyrics.


Re: Papa John's. PJ can blow me. He fucking bitched about having to pay a few pennies to provide insurance coverage for employees, then laid a bunch of them off and turned around and gave away like a million pizzas. If he can afford all those lame-assed ads with Jerry Jones, and live in a goddamned castle (no shit, look it up!), he can spare a few cents per pizza to provide insurance for his employees. What a fucking asshole! Papa Murphy's is much better, even if you do have to cook it yourself. Or get some Pizza Hut and make your own fucking garlic sauce.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by TurboRotary13b View Post
I threw up at a taco bell,
Don't ask me, I'll couldn't tell
It's the most god aweful smell,
And now I'm on my way.

I'd trade my freedom for a drink,
So drunk I'm running for a sink
I wasn't ready for adulthood,
I'm just misunderstood.

Creeper stare was holdin',
Red eyes, vomit was flowin'
Hot flashes, crazyness was showin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
I'm Charveldan,
Can I get a ride, maybe?

It's hard to drive straight,
With a 2.08,
But what the hell,
One night in a cell, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
I'm Charveldan,
Can I get a ride, maybe?

And all the city cops,
Try to chase me,
But what the hell,
One night in a cell, maybe?

You did your time for the crime,
Should have learned in your prime
Now you've got no car at all,
Riding your Huffy to the mall.

You beg, and hitch, and bike
Have no foresight and it's like,
You stoped maturing at three,
That's why you're a parolee.

Creeper stare was holdin',
Red eyes, vomit was flowin'
Hot flashes, crazyness is showin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, My name is Charvel,
And I'm fucking crazy,
Got in my car and went to jail,
Only one call, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At the camera,
But here's my mugshot,
Score some online cred, maybe?

Hey, My name is now Tina,
And this is crazy,
But here's cell number,
Gonna get raped, maybe?

And all the prison boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's cell number,
So hollow me out, maybe?

Now you came in my ass.
I messed up so bad
I messed up so bad
I messed up so, so bad

Now you came in my ass.
I messed up so bad
And you should know that
I messed up so, so bad

It's hard to shit right,
I'm ripped baby,
There is a lot of blood,
So call a paramedic, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
Just had my second gay experience,
30 stitches, maybe?

And all the bondsmen,
Try to chase me,
But my mom is paying,
So call her, maybe?

Now I'm on my Huffy
And the weather is so bad
The weather is so bad
My life is so, so sad

Before I had a car
I miss it so bad
And you should know that

I'll need a ride, maybe?
Fucking. Epic. You really should write songs for people. Or maybe get Weird Al to spoof that song with your lyrics.


Re: Papa John's. PJ can blow me. He fucking bitched about having to pay a few pennies to provide insurance coverage for employees, then laid a bunch of them off and turned around and gave away like a million pizzas. If he can afford all those lame-assed ads with Jerry Jones, and live in a goddamned castle (no shit, look it up!), he can spare a few cents per pizza to provide insurance for his employees. What a fucking asshole! Papa Murphy's is much better, even if you do have to cook it yourself. Or get some Pizza Hut and make your own fucking garlic sauce.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....



came across charveldan user id over at tgp, same thread over there 19 posts

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/sho....php?t=1191313

even though this thread is sad, can't say it doesn't deliver
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....



came across charveldan user id over at tgp, same thread over there 19 posts

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/sho....php?t=1191313

even though this thread is sad, can't say it doesn't deliver
Pickups and Parts For Sale...

WTB BG Pups
Good deals with Guitarzan1143, diceman1000, narwhal, playdabluze, GibsonVman, TFM53
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by megawzrd View Post


came across charveldan user id over at tgp, same thread over there 19 posts

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/sho....php?t=1191313

even though this thread is sad, can't say it doesn't deliver
What a snoozefest!
Find me and the rest of the guise here: www.guitarampboard.com
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by megawzrd View Post


came across charveldan user id over at tgp, same thread over there 19 posts

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/sho....php?t=1191313

even though this thread is sad, can't say it doesn't deliver
What a snoozefest!
Find me and the rest of the guise here: www.guitarampboard.com
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Its a living ...
I endorse Laura & Valve Queen tubes, you should too.
Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson.
"I'm happy to pay my tech $40 bucks to take the Zap for me."
One kick-butt deal with johnpace2
Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.
After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.
Member of the JMP Hall of Fame.

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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Its a living ...
I endorse Laura & Valve Queen tubes, you should too.
Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson.
"I'm happy to pay my tech $40 bucks to take the Zap for me."
One kick-butt deal with johnpace2
Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.
After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.
Member of the JMP Hall of Fame.

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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

We should do an HCAF ballad of CharvelDan. Anyone who wants to participate can write and record their own verse
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