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charveldan
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

She just got outta a 14 yr relationship where sexual content was non-exisitent and the boyfriend last 5 minutes then let her fend for herself...........cum to PaPa baby.
I endorse Laura & Valve Queen tubes, you should too.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Post pics for proof.

You can cover her eyes like the ac/dc dirty deeds record if your scared........................
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Post pics for proof.

You can cover her eyes like the ac/dc dirty deeds record if your scared........................
Mesa Boogie MK III
Marshall DSL 50
JCA 20H
ADA MP-1

Kramer Stagemaster
Gibson Les Paul Studio Premium Plus
Gibson Les Paul Vintage Mahogony
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Paul Reed Smith SE Custom
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post
She just got outta a 14 yr relationship where sexual content was non-exisitent and the boyfriend last 5 minutes then let her fend for herself...........cum to PaPa baby.
make sure you wear your expensive sunglasses when you do her. Girls dig that

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face...forever

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wok
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post
She just got outta a 14 yr relationship where sexual content was non-exisitent and the boyfriend last 5 minutes then let her fend for herself...........cum to PaPa baby.
make sure you wear your expensive sunglasses when you do her. Girls dig that

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face...forever

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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

at anyone that thinks Dan can actually get laid.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

at anyone that thinks Dan can actually get laid.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by Mesa/Kramer View Post
Post pics for proof.

You can cover her eyes like the ac/dc dirty deeds record if your scared........................
We're having lunch on sat. when we get back here it's gonna be "on". I'm paranoid about STD's and hate condoms. She's had her tubes tied and can't get pregers. All seems too good. She's real sweet, like really sweet, and has Christian Grey fantasies......
I endorse Laura & Valve Queen tubes, you should too.
Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson.
"I'm happy to pay my tech $40 bucks to take the Zap for me."
One kick-butt deal with johnpace2
Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.
After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.
Member of the JMP Hall of Fame.

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charveldan
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by Mesa/Kramer View Post
Post pics for proof.

You can cover her eyes like the ac/dc dirty deeds record if your scared........................
We're having lunch on sat. when we get back here it's gonna be "on". I'm paranoid about STD's and hate condoms. She's had her tubes tied and can't get pregers. All seems too good. She's real sweet, like really sweet, and has Christian Grey fantasies......
I endorse Laura & Valve Queen tubes, you should too.
Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson.
"I'm happy to pay my tech $40 bucks to take the Zap for me."
One kick-butt deal with johnpace2
Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.
After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.
Member of the JMP Hall of Fame.

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charveldan
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post



We're having lunch on sat. when we get back here it's gonna be "on". I'm paranoid about STD's and hate condoms. She's had her tubes tied and can't get pregers. All seems too good. She's real sweet, like really sweet, and has Christian Grey fantasies......
I endorse Laura & Valve Queen tubes, you should too.
Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson.
"I'm happy to pay my tech $40 bucks to take the Zap for me."
One kick-butt deal with johnpace2
Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.
After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.
Member of the JMP Hall of Fame.

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charveldan
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post



We're having lunch on sat. when we get back here it's gonna be "on". I'm paranoid about STD's and hate condoms. She's had her tubes tied and can't get pregers. All seems too good. She's real sweet, like really sweet, and has Christian Grey fantasies......
I endorse Laura & Valve Queen tubes, you should too.
Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson.
"I'm happy to pay my tech $40 bucks to take the Zap for me."
One kick-butt deal with johnpace2
Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.
After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.
Member of the JMP Hall of Fame.

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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post
We're having lunch on sat. when we get back here it's gonna be "on". I'm paranoid about STD's and hate condoms. She's had her tubes tied and can't get pregers. All seems too good. She's real sweet, like really sweet, and has Christian Grey fantasies......

This should end well. Paranoid about STD's but refuses to wear condoms? Dude, tubes tied doesn't mean she's STD free. Just imagine all the STD's having their way with her lady parts while sitting in leather underwear all day. Good luck, Dan.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post
We're having lunch on sat. when we get back here it's gonna be "on". I'm paranoid about STD's and hate condoms. She's had her tubes tied and can't get pregers. All seems too good. She's real sweet, like really sweet, and has Christian Grey fantasies......

This should end well. Paranoid about STD's but refuses to wear condoms? Dude, tubes tied doesn't mean she's STD free. Just imagine all the STD's having their way with her lady parts while sitting in leather underwear all day. Good luck, Dan.
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wok
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post
I'm paranoid about STD's and hate condoms. She's had her tubes tied and can't get pregers.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face...forever

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wok
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post
I'm paranoid about STD's and hate condoms. She's had her tubes tied and can't get pregers.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face...forever

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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

You should totally give her a dream catcher. Bitches LOVE dream catchers.


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So in conclusion, if you like pussy then you like Strats. If you don't like Strats, it's because you secretly don't like pussy.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

You should totally give her a dream catcher. Bitches LOVE dream catchers.


Member of the Mesa/Boogie Mob \m/\m/

Uses & abuses: Mesa/Fender/Charvel/Jackson/Gibson/every pedal ever created.

Good deals: The Rossness, Laura the Valve Queen

Mustaine-Who? is a scammer, avoid this prick like the PLAGUE!

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So in conclusion, if you like pussy then you like Strats. If you don't like Strats, it's because you secretly don't like pussy.
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We like to think of it as you leaving a foot-wide trail of fishy-smelling sand wherever you go.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

It was my birthday yesterday and the girl im seeing didn't make it or even say happy birthday
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

It was my birthday yesterday and the girl im seeing didn't make it or even say happy birthday
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

This is a goddamned imaginary train wreck. We KNOW it isn't real, but we still can't stop looking.
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Murdoch'd = when you think you have something funny to say only to hit post and that son of a bitch said it 10x funnier.
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