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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

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Rambo was a better love story than Twilight.
True. Masturbation with a cheese grader is a better love story than twilight.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

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True. Masturbation with a cheese grader is a better love story than twilight.
Sandpaper gloves on tits is a better love story than Twilight.

I vote this is the new subject of this thread. All in favor, add your favorite "better love story than Twilight" here:
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HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

Three dicks in an ass, n00b.
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wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by ChuckSteak View Post
True. Masturbation with a cheese grader is a better love story than twilight.
Sandpaper gloves on tits is a better love story than Twilight.

I vote this is the new subject of this thread. All in favor, add your favorite "better love story than Twilight" here:
Quote Originally Posted by Murdoch View Post
HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

Three dicks in an ass, n00b.
Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom View Post
wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

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your sunglasses scared your previous gf away?
No i still got her, this is girl #4 a new one.
I endorse Laura & Valve Queen tubes, you should too.
Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson.
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One kick-butt deal with johnpace2
Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.
After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by wok View Post
your sunglasses scared your previous gf away?
No i still got her, this is girl #4 a new one.
I endorse Laura & Valve Queen tubes, you should too.
Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson.
"I'm happy to pay my tech $40 bucks to take the Zap for me."
One kick-butt deal with johnpace2
Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.
After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.
Member of the JMP Hall of Fame.

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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post
No i still got her, this is girl #4 a new one.
lol @ 4 girlfriends

this from the same guy that considers 4 strokes before a fapping liftoff as having sex 4 times

The community here was awesome but the digs & spirit of the place has been in decline ever since it became a business venture rather than a simple collective and this latest gong show really brought the chickens home to roost.

Necessity is the mother of invention, ergo: www.guitarampboard.com.

So long and thanks for all the fish, love izzy.

:wave:
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post
No i still got her, this is girl #4 a new one.
lol @ 4 girlfriends

this from the same guy that considers 4 strokes before a fapping liftoff as having sex 4 times

The community here was awesome but the digs & spirit of the place has been in decline ever since it became a business venture rather than a simple collective and this latest gong show really brought the chickens home to roost.

Necessity is the mother of invention, ergo: www.guitarampboard.com.

So long and thanks for all the fish, love izzy.

:wave:
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

someone please shop the pic of dan into the 40 yr old virgin poster but change it to 56 year old.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

someone please shop the pic of dan into the 40 yr old virgin poster but change it to 56 year old.
strat strat tele PRS agile gretsch martin

WINNER HCAF BEST RACK RIG 2012!!!!!!!

fender blues deluxe > whitebox 212

Good Transactions: Dehumanize, Jimosity, Panther King, Vangkm, Ejendres, Killindux, Colejustesen, SDMFVan, twisty571, dolf
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by ChuckSteak View Post
Take her to a hotel room and post to HCAF from there. You should also tell her that you're training in law enforcement while you're at it. Chics and Internet forums dig that kind of stuff.

Let us know how the handholding session goes.
LOLOLOLOL that was some epic shit right thur.

What was that numbnuts SN?

BTW Hai TOS

Missed you
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EMG's are like McDonald's cheeseburgers of the pickup world
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by ChuckSteak View Post
Take her to a hotel room and post to HCAF from there. You should also tell her that you're training in law enforcement while you're at it. Chics and Internet forums dig that kind of stuff.

Let us know how the handholding session goes.
LOLOLOLOL that was some epic shit right thur.

What was that numbnuts SN?

BTW Hai TOS

Missed you
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EMG's are like McDonald's cheeseburgers of the pickup world
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

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lol @ 4 girlfriends

this from the same guy that considers 4 strokes before a fapping liftoff as having sex 4 times

LULZ /end thread.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by isvoid View Post
lol @ 4 girlfriends

this from the same guy that considers 4 strokes before a fapping liftoff as having sex 4 times

LULZ /end thread.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

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From a Corporate email account:

"I am sitting here in damp panties… my nipples are hard and my clit is aching… what am I supposed to do"??


Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post
Last email:

"Fair enough… I wish I was on all 4s and you had a handful of my hair pounding me as hard as you can…."


Oh shite.....
That's not your date baby, it's a man.. man.
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Yes that's my girlfriend.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post
From a Corporate email account:

"I am sitting here in damp panties… my nipples are hard and my clit is aching… what am I supposed to do"??


Quote Originally Posted by charveldan View Post
Last email:

"Fair enough… I wish I was on all 4s and you had a handful of my hair pounding me as hard as you can…."


Oh shite.....
That's not your date baby, it's a man.. man.
Ibanez JS-1000 / Ibanez RG3-120
535Q > Keeley Compressor > Xotic Custom Shop BB Preamp > Hartman Flanger
Laney VH100R / Laney GH50L
(MXR 10-band EQ > Line 6 DL-4)
Geezer Sound Co. 2x12 (80w ceramic WGS BL-80)

Also own: 1966 Fender Pro Reverb with Weber Californias, Dano CTO-1, Keeley SD-1, EHX D.EM

Yes that's my girlfriend.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by zehn View Post
LOLOLOLOL that was some epic shit right thur.

What was that numbnuts SN?

BTW Hai TOS

Missed you
jlc4838281 or some shit like that.
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ChuckSteak
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Quote Originally Posted by zehn View Post
LOLOLOLOL that was some epic shit right thur.

What was that numbnuts SN?

BTW Hai TOS

Missed you
jlc4838281 or some shit like that.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Yeah, wouldn't trust anyone I met on the internet like that. You''re going to let her in your house without meeting her somewhere else first? I would not do that.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

Yeah, wouldn't trust anyone I met on the internet like that. You''re going to let her in your house without meeting her somewhere else first? I would not do that.
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Re: Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

I present to you all, exhibit A:

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