Acoustic Guitars

[poppytater]

[poppytater]

Guild D-55

[poppytater]

[poppytater]

[Opa John]

Boff?..........Lois Griffin. Definitely the hottest of the bunch.

Marry?.......Dolly. Probably has the most money. I know she's got the most of everything else.

Kill?............Poppy, I'm a lover, not a killer.

[Graeca]

What Opa John said.

[guitarist21]

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Opa John wrote:

Kill?............Poppy, I'm a lover, not a killer.

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You wouldn't kill the banjo!? 

[OldTwelver]

Strangely, I've got a couple of ex's who progressed through all three categories, as if by magic !

Paul

[Opa John]

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guitarist21 wrote:

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Opa John wrote:

Kill?............Poppy, I'm a lover, not a killer.

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You wouldn't kill the banjo!? 

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No Ellen. Not unless someone started playing it at me. Uh......present company excepted, of course.

[Opa John]

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OldTwelver wrote:

Strangely, I've got a couple of ex's who progressed through all three categories, as if by magic !

Paul

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Soooooo..........where'd you stash the bodies?

[OldTwelver]

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Opa John wrote:

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OldTwelver wrote:

Strangely, I've got a couple of ex's who progressed through all three categories, as if by magic !

Paul

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Soooooo..........where'd you stash the bodies?

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Strictly a mental death John !

There was some perverse humor in leaving them loose into the general population for some other unsuspecting slobs to deal with ! I feel so ashamed.....

Paul

[Opa John]

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OldTwelver wrote:

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Opa John wrote:

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OldTwelver wrote:

Strangely, I've got a couple of ex's who progressed through all three categories, as if by magic !

Paul

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Soooooo..........where'd you stash the bodies?

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Strictly a mental death John !

There was some perverse humor in leaving them loose into the general population for some other unsuspecting slobs to deal with ! I feel so ashamed.....

Paul

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I only had to get rid of one of 'em. The lawyer called it "Gross neglect to wifely duties".......you know, like cooking, doing the laundry, keeping the house clean, shoveling snow, washing the cars, mowing the grass.....just the basic stuff. 

[OldTwelver]

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Opa John wrote:

I only had to get rid of one of 'em. The lawyer called it "Gross neglect to wifely duties".......you know, like cooking, doing the laundry, keeping the house clean, shoveling snow, washing the cars, mowing the grass.....just the basic stuff. 

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I pretty much consider my ex-wife collection to be the result of bad parenting.

My father never explained to me that you had to turn them upside down and check the expiration date !!!

Paul

[Opa John]

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OldTwelver wrote:

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Opa John wrote:

I only had to get rid of one of 'em. The lawyer called it "Gross neglect to wifely duties".......you know, like cooking, doing the laundry, keeping the house clean, shoveling snow, washing the cars, mowing the grass.....just the basic stuff. 

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I pretty much consider my ex-wife collection to be the result of bad parenting.

My father never explained to me that you had to turn them upside down and check the expiration date !!!

Paul

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Dang! I wasn't informed of that either. I'll have to check the one I've got now. And, if my first one was ever date stamped on the bottom, I'm sure she wore it off long before I met her.

[FretFiend.]

Only Poppy would consider a perverted act with a banjo. :freak:

[Opa John]

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FretFiend. wrote:

Only Poppy would consider a perverted act with a banjo. :freak:

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Aw.....I dunno. I'm pretty sure I've said "boff a buncha banjos" on more than one occasion. Figuratively speaking, of course.

[DeepEnd]

Never thought Taylor Swift was all that attractive, got no use for Ann Coulter, and never understood what either Popeye or Brutus saw in Olive Oyle; they must've both been at sea too long. The rest are okay within limits. The Guild is probably the best of the bunch. The banjo isn't bad but I can't play well enough to need a decent one.

[Michael Martin]

[poppytater]

MM, I've been in love with Mrs. Peel since the '60s, you can't have her!!!

[Michael Martin]

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poppytater wrote:

MM, I've been in love with Mrs. Peel since the '60s, you can't have her!!!

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Diana is absolutely the goddess of all goddesses. I too have been a devoted worshiper since The (original) Avengers.

In fact when the recent "Avengers" movie came out, before I knew what it was about I assumed it was a remake featuring John and Emma Peel. I could imagine lots of current actors who could pull off the dapper John Peel character, but I was certain no woman on earth could ever hope to do justice to the Emma role.