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  1. We played a gig at this little dive by the lake (what's up with lake people?) when we were first getting started. Our band really wasn't that good back then. But these people didn't mind. Towards the end of the night this one particular evening, these two women are on the dance floor trying to see who could dance sluttier than the other. So far, it's just good fun. Then one of them decides to hike her skirt up, and yep, nothin' on but what the good Lord gave her. And let me tell you, there's a bald beaver somewhere out in the woods that got the short end of the stick when God was dishin' out pelts, cause this woman had more than her fair share. I think the damn thing winked at me too, scared me half to death. That was the end of my drinking for the night. I got home, unloaded the gear and locked the door and said a little prayer to baby Jesus to purge that image from my brain forever. And God Bless the little pygmies in Africa. Amen.
  2. Ok, well I'm playing this gig down in the Amazon to a tribe of Amazon women who think I'm some sort of god or something. They have just finished making a vat of peanut butter and strawberry jam. I play the first three chords of Stairway to Heaven and it's on man. Fur starts flying. Before you know it we're all naked and getting it on. What a time, I tell you. Best part is, I got to keep the sandwich. Good times. Good times.
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