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This is close: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=184181607 I couldn't hear any music on that page (behind a firewall), but I bet they play Speed Metal with radical, right-wing, fascist lyrics!

The name of my rock/pop/funk/country cover band is: WYSIWYG I wanted the band to be called 'Free Beer!' so we could get our name on the bars' marquees and really bring in the crowds.

Terry, I don't care what the other readers here say... ...that story sucked!!!! I'm going back to reading Penthouse Forum. Just kidding. Thanks for sharing your tribute. I hope her memory will remain a dignified one.

Originally posted by JBJ sorry terry if im being really slow her ebut abigail is the chick who turned up on NYE who in time became your wife....? I think Abigail is short for Gail. Terry - I'm sorry about your loss.

Originally posted by MrKnobs She is! But she was a little insecure at 17. Terry D. P.S. She appears in this story. You married Janis!?!?!?!?!

Originally posted by MrKnobs I haven't decided, I have a couple of ideas. The best title I've come up with so far, which is the point of the piece, is too revealing of the ending, which was a surprise in real life and should be here as well. I'm literally writing this just as it flows from memory, no outline, no plan. I've had to go back and do some slight edits in the earlier chapters for continuity. I actually hadn't planned to write more than the first segment. It's important to think of this as a first draft, because that's what it is. Terry D. Witches call their animal companions "familiars". I think that term applies so far--perhaps you call your novel "The Familiars".

Originally posted by dissonance I swear I've read that Sandy/Candy story before. Have you written about it before because I'm sure I've heard it. The part about Janis sounded a little familiar too but not enough to say I'm sure I've heard it before like the Sandy/Candy part. Sandy and Candy have shown up in the Stupid Stories in the LS&P forum.

...so one time I was busy banging this chick in some hick Texas town and this big dude with long hair came in to her house asking her roommate where the girl was that I was busy with and it really pissed me off 'cause I had already paid her up front. Anyway, she told me to f-ck off since I couldn't get erect anyway and I said I wanted my money back but she screamed at me to leave. So I took a couple of joints off her bedside table and left while trying top pull my pants up. The next guy seemed alright, and came out on the porch asking if I was alright. I told him everything was cool, but the problem was with those two hookers in the run down house. We lit up a couple of joints and then I left. I wonder whatever happend to that long haired freaky guy..?

Is Phil still around at the LS&P forum? I think if we're ever gong to get to the punchline of this story we're gonna have to get it from a different source.

Originally posted by MrKnobs It was a mystery I wouldn't solve for months. And one I never should have investigated. Terry D. The fairy outfit wasn't a clue for you?

Originally posted by DonaldDemon Most people at original places are lame and don't dance. You can't dance to a song you've never heard before. If you want dancers you almost HAVE to have some covers to do. If you refuse to play covers exactly as they appear in recordings, then take the lyrics from some popular song and rewrite the melody to make it your own. It's worked for bands from The Rolling Stones to Marilyn Manson.

Originally posted by MDLMUSIC I'm thinking she might have just had a thing for fanny packs. I'm guessing he kept a steely dan in the fanny pack for special occasions.

Originally posted by Hardtailed But it does make you wonder: why did he think I was interested? Oh yeah, I kept looking at him *slaps his forehead* Don't kid yourself. He was checking you out 'cause you wear a feather boa.

Originally posted by caveman After a small amount of reflective finger counting, the new total is 9 and 1. Gettin' old's a bitch, ain't it?