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  1. YEAH WEDNESDAY!!!!! woooooooohoooooo Oh wait - wednesday...hmmm...meh
  2. mmmmmmmm........steak for breakfast........allllgggghhhhhhhhh
  3. I think the best move is to leave the guitar stock but make yourself look super gay so that the guitar looks very manly in comparison - it's a relativity thing. Please post a pic of yourself wearing sparkley shoes, pink striped pants, a puffy pirate shirt, an ascott, and eye makeup while holding the Hello Kitty guitar.
  4. Unfortunately news networks don't report what's important, they report what people like to watch. It's all about the ratings. It's a sad reflection on the interests of the general public. Apparently the Dixie Chicks, Paris Hilton, Branjolina, and American Idol are more important in the minds of most people than (insert worthy news topic of your choice here)
  5. "In my life" is a bad one As in "Oh my goooooood - That was sooooo the best movie I've ever seen in my life."
  6. Misuse of the word "so" drives me nuts. As in I'm so drinking a cup of coffee right now I'm so going to that party I'm so getting a new car There's even a conveniece store in my area that uses it in their advertisement - "Our ATM's are so totally free" WTF?!? - I'll go somewhere else and pay an ATM fee if I have to instead of shopping at teenage-girl-mart.
  7. Don't work hard, work smart. (You just implied that they're working like an idiot)
  8. Good thread - I have a few office phrases I hate such as: In the pipeline Close the loop Dropped the ball Outside the box Hit a homerun/knocked it our of the park etc. I've overheard coworkers having conversations in which nobody said anything but these kind of catch phrases - WTF? Have we forgotten how to formulate our own sentences? For Example: "We had Joe in the pipeline to help with that because last time he stepped up to the plate on a similar project he really knocked it out of the park. But because Steve dropped the ball on his Jenkins account, Joe had to close the loop by thinking outside the box.
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