BndGrl

Still my favorite line from this entire thread (I just reread it all). Terry D. Ha!! I hadn't read this thread in months. I just happened to stop by because I saw you were the last post and knew you'd have something great to say. I was right.

Originally posted by THX1138 I have too looked at your face. I never forget long curly-haired redheads in librarian glasses. Shhhh!! That was supposed to be our little secret!! Can't have nuttin'.

Originally posted by Bajazz In the break we stood talking and she had to remind me of looking into her eyes several times as we stood there.. Obviously you can tell that my shirts at the shows are a little low cut (I figure if I got 'em I might as well use 'em.) There are a couple of my band friends that I joke that if they were to run into me at Walmart on a Tuesday night they wouldn't recognize me because they've never actually looked my face.

Originally posted by wdeny You're in a musicians' forum, which means 99.9% males. If you feel like getting back all the attention you've spent on musicians over the years this is the one place to do it. You can hijack any thread. You can start and end arguments. You can ask stupid questions on purpose and not only not be flamed but also have tens of serious, dedicated answers. You can have fans and even stalkers if you're not careful. Here, you have power. Have mercy on us Ahhhh yes, the power of the almighty boob it is indeed undeniable. I will try to use my powers only for good not evil... ...for a change.

Originally posted by wdeny This is just as entertaining as MrKnobs tale... Wow, that's quite an honor and I didn't even have to type 30,000 words.

Originally posted by FlogRock pics? I've got no shame...but I guess that's why I'm so damned much fun. Now where the hell is the BndGrl apperication thread?

Originally posted by brikus well, except if they have big b( o )( o )bies. Works for me!!

Originally posted by MrKnobs *sniff* I love it when a beautiful story has a happy ending. Terry D. At least until his next show anyway

And by the way, the only reason I can share this story now is that BG and his wife did eventually split up (go figure) and he and Butterface are actually living together now happily ever after.

I love my life!

I actually write a weekly blog for the local newspaper about my adventures with bands ! The link is in my sig. Here is the funniest story I have, we called it "Remote Night." I was really good friends with one of the local cover bands. One of the band guys was married to a really good friend of my best friend, Nikki. BG and WIFE had this competely dysfunctional {censored}ed up relationship where they both cheated on each other consistently but neither would leave and both were jealous as hell. After a show one night, myself, singer and Nikki were back in the hotel room. BG decided to bring his new girlfriend Butterface (she had a killer body...but her face) back to our room. So Nikki, singer and I crawled into one bed (completely innocently) while BG and Butterface start having sex in the bed next to us. They weren't just doing a simple pumping under the covers, they were full-fledge, lights on, having crazy ass sex for all to see. But, quite honestly this isn't something new for me so it really wasn't a big deal. Nikki and I lay there trying to go to sleep, all while singer decided to give us color commentary on the action going on next to us. "Wow, look at that!" "Man, How'd she do that?" "She's flexible." Obviously we weren't going to be getting much sleep. I laid there and closed my eyes as tight as I could and put the cover over my head so I could at least get in a quick nap in b/c Nikki and I had to leave really early in the morning. Just as I'm about to drift off, singer nudges me. "Psst..Hey can you pass me the remote." "WTF?" I say pissed off, "where the hell's it at?" "On the night stand," he says, "just roll over and pick it up." So I take the covers off my head, roll over, open my eyes to find the remote and all I see is BG's face in between Butterface's legs. "OH MY GOD!!" I screamed while singer and Nikki were just dying laughing. I'm awake now! BG's wife refused to let BG have a cell phone so the only way she could reach him was either by calling the hotel room or singer's cell phone. We all noticed that we happened to have our cell phones close by so Nikki hides hers under the covers and dials singers phone number. Singer pretends it's BG's wife and acts all freaked out. BG said "Don't answer!" So of course we continued to call watching him trying to get his freak on and freaked out all at the same time. After a few times Nikki brought her phone out from under the covers and singer hid his and started dialing Nikki's phone. Obviously he thinks it's wife calling Nikki since she couldn't get a hold of singer. So he continues to try and satisfy his woman while bitching about how his wife doesn't trust him...uh, wonder why dumbass? Since wife has all ready "tried" to call singer and Nikki, the next logical place she would call would be the hotel room. So while there is more unlawful carnal knowledgin' in the bed to the right, I get up and sneak into the bathroom and dial the hotel. I turned on the water in the bathroom to not only cover my laughter but so that they wouldn't hear me ask for the room number. So the hotel phone starts ringing, I walk back into the room with my cell phone at my side still on and they were so busy they didn't even notice they were being called from two feet in front of them. Again he's insistent that we not answer. It was obviously killing us not to bust out laughing and we had to hide our faces a several times so as not to give it away with our laughter. I had tears just streaming down my face. So FINALLY BG and Butterface are done. BG is sitting there complaining again how his wife doesn't trust him and Butterface is consoling him. Well then we hear...ring, ring, ring....It wasn't us this time. This time he actually answers, "Hey baby," "I was just sleeping baby," "I love you too baby." BG gets up and goes to the bathroom to clean the slut off of him. Butterface sits on the edge of the bed with her mini-skirt on and well, that's about it. Her fake tits were just sitting there staring right at us. But she's trying to have a conversation with us like nothing odd had just happened or she wasn't sitting there half naked. She then looks at us and says "I hope you don't think I do this often." Bahhahahahaha, sure honey. As soon as she left Nikki told me about the band they were hanging out with a few weeks before and Butterface apparently didn't remember Nikki was there. Obviously these kind of stories don't make the newspaper edited b/c I can't spell!

Originally posted by MrKnobs Do people you know read the Harmony Central forums? Terry D. Yep, that's how I found this place! I certainly don't know crap about amps, guitars or deathmetal

Originally posted by MrKnobs I'll bet YOU could tell some stories. Terry D. I could indeed But if I did then there probably wouldn't be any more stories to tell!

Originally posted by squealie Groupies also tend to always steer the conversation into being about them. Well at least you didn't say Damaged Band Sluts tend to steer the conversation into being about them.

Originally posted by THX1138 I'm a fan of many groups, but I ain't centering my free time around them. Luckily for you, I really have no life. Its more about that person wanting to genuinely be a part of the band to an extent, and being willing to do whatever to help out. Luckily for you, I really have no life