I was in this hicktown bar not far from where I lived tossing a few back with my bass player. I had made plans with him and his brother to come back to my place and have a couple beers after we left the bar. This cute little blond comes up who had been to a couple of our shows and is raving about the band and getting very flirty with me. Things were starting to look pretty good. so I told them some other time 'cause it looks like I now have other plans. I don't know how many of you have been to a real hick bar before but even though I am more than a little crocked I know enough to count teeth, she smiles and damn probably the only girl in this bar with a full set. We go back to my place and start to fool around and I hear a knock at the door. F*!%$ bass player and his brother! Alright one beer and you guys gotta go I say as I'm letting them in. The brother is a bit "dentally challenged" and somehow this enters the conversation that he's having with the blond. She had teeth alright and they were nearly perfect, and they were now sitting on the arm of my couch!!! I don't remember how many plates she had but she just starts taking them out and sitting them on the couch. I think she said they were knocked out in a car accident or something but at this point I'm not paying much attention I'm just wondering how this went from "I'm a Rockstar" to "WTF is going on" in about a 10 minute span.