DougH

This thread concept is so flawed...But you never know! *quickly clicks to post as getting reading to finish off filling publishers clearing house.*

The Punk Rock Expeditionary Force disavows any use of "brianwashing" techniques on third parties. I take showers myself. Brian Krashpad Kommandant, Punk Rock Expeditionary Force Mazi Bee Militia PS-- I want some of whatever Doug is on. Troops, make it so! Ok, now that was a funny typo:D I am surprised you actually read all of that:eek: I'm not on anything...that in of itself may be the the problem. I think I may actually be under a strange psyops attack or strange interrogation/babysitting type of arrangement form stalking group. I have a strange imagination sometimes and even a simple post to show how I have utilized soft synths in a way that ROCKS turns into a weird explanation of stuff and the ever present voices telling me I'm a bad person for whatever made up reason they can from making double meanings out of my words (if you hear voices GOD HELP YOU IF YOU ARE SARCASTIC ) An example of the paranoid mother reference is an example of how I have to argue sometimes. when one does this all day and at intervals through out the night it means a) you can talk for long periods of time and type also b) the pacing around is great exercise. Just the other day I mowed a lawn that took me 1 hr. and 40 minutes. I walked around for while after I got my breath back and I walked around for a while earlier in the day. Once the people kept doing something to my wiener and I decided to walk around all day because they seemed to stop when I walked, I actually measured the areas that I paced in and I think it added up to about 40 miles. My legs were sore. All I need is a qilt and I could servive walking the highlands in the old days...they don't seem to have a time machine though....that would be {censored}ing insane! P.S did you listen to the song, no lyrics just instruments. It isn't so bad!...or maybe I have a bad ear:(

Hey, I remember you people http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=689200 If you don't want to read all the crap to get to the link you could scroll but here is a handy link anyway. because I am thoughtful and jesus loves you so I don't hate you. Grammer and spelling freaks: spare your self from reading the following unless you use bad grammer as a sort of verbal punching bag as you hurl out creative and succinct insults virtually at me. "Actaully, I would know a comma if it hit me upside the head and my english teacher did speack english as a first language...why do you ask?" *text book comes flying through the internetweb (most likey through flash players, you can do anything with flash frinkin media!!!)...SMACK...thud!! mmmrawwwww* "Hey...you missed and killed one of the cats!! * Ok, a little history or something on this song and the struggle that led to the hour or so it took to make this song. This is testement to the human spirit and persons inability to spell and grammarize Despite black-ops nuts (I may not be kidding here the gov is a little paranoid these days. My Dr. said I would be back on meds and next time I may be forced to take them...still not on meds! I need one of those so many days since an accident type of signs to put on my front porch to let the naighbours no I'm not crazy and the weird crazy relisious shoutings into the spring air "judge lest yea be judged, your own judgement your own sins" not friegten them for I'm stable enough gosh this is a long parenthesis ok...) Ok, people with lots of tech driving me crazy and linking bad words to my guitar playing using bad words brianwashed into me that make me link sounds and rythms to music as I play...thus causing me to hear bad words and accusations and subsiquently be more sucky and and I have to stop to argue with them thus not able to record 3 mins consecutavily thus renedering me to not be able to play guitar and thus realizing I sucked anyway led me into the research on looping. This led to point and click VSTi guitar sim and being able to stop composing and get up and walk around for a while and argue legal stuff with the voices and tell them there experiments are wrong. During this horrible psyops (there are less female voices now *sigh, but not is a sexy way* and besides, I am getting more christian and thinking of being somekind of monk, but not with a monestary, just go out on my own and make cheese and whine and shave the top of my head and stuff, hand out possitive litirature to help people get good words in there heads so the bad words wont hurt them when they get cought up in the giant experiment/sweep of the country for anyone interesting and {censored}ed up enough to play iwth there ilittle machine and logically illogical questioning. I didn't finish killing myself while government people zapped me in the head and after days of trying to figure out who's voices they were using...what the hell is that bald guy "locke from the series Lost" dudes name...anyway, friendly guy I can never remember what the {censored} he was saying to me as I woke up, but they used his voice. Dick Cheney's voice was a nother one that sounded more upset than you would think, freinds and family are distinguishable though.....izzy slurrs more guys. Oh yea, pot heads, you are all voice printed, real malitia people..yea, you to...and political dissedents...your voice IDed and so is your momma...no kidding! NO THAT WAS NOT A FREAKING REFERENCE TO ME RECOGNIZING YOUR MOTHER'S VOICE TO TAKE OR A STAB AT YOUR MOTHERS POSSIBLE OR NOT POSSIBLY extra marital affairs! Or I may need meds and watched to may episodes of Alias (another episode that has the dude that plays Locke on Lost) Well, despite all these tribulations I still make music and I present to you my soundclick that I have made to display that even the software softsynth world will not be an area unexplored and possibly tamed (or is that untamed?) by Rock in an authentic manner. So, I present to you a rock song made entirely in with sequenced point and clicked piano rolled perfect timing digital goodness, you may be surprised. This was like my htird try at using this guitar sim VSTi, so maybe with more control I can get some wammy bar action! I know I may be banished over to the synth forum but hey, it's rock. and you like rock! So rock out perfectly intimesoftsynthysimguitarliciously crapptasticlly but surprisingly not as crap as I thought it would turn out. So rememebr if you have like broken arms you can point and click with a long stick and a roller ball or push your mouse around, there is no excuse! or your wive sells your guitar for boob job or whatever she did to trick you to get rid of your axes....you can load software and buy or download free (FLStudio has a Demo version that, as long as you finish the song before you close the freaking program you can export and put mp3s everywhere and stuff:) ) uh...I was actually saying something....you can make music and and stuff. Ok, tribal metal with a solo...you may be surprised. to actually do the reverse of Queens explanation that only guitars where used to make the sounds I will Now present you with the opposite... "No Guitars where used in this song, all of the sound you hear are sims" http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=689200 Enjoy or hate it and smash your computer because you hate digital for reasons a)the thing to simulated sounding or b)Why after 10+ years can I not even play a solo that sounds as good. Ok, maybe only b) applies to me * sigh* I am not offically in this malitia and stuff, I dont know you and now nothing of your stashes that may or may not exist...even though it may sound like I may have raided your stashes! *watches as Mazi Photoshops over his stash bag and redies the screen printer so it will be camoed correctly for "office grey underdesk camo"...what he has left as I sneak out of the shed he will be aproaching....or not!* I will not confirm or deny and and or all of this information especially the last part about stuff that I absolutaly know nothing of. Besides, don't worry I don't smoke or anything and have the wits nor the balls to sell...youstash may or may not, if it exists or not, be safe..or not. Besides all of this BS, the dance music revered software of FLsutio has once again been conqoured for rock in a small way. see ya agian....or not. Formerly may or may not have been in the mazi bee militia.

But brikus...what about your stories Tell us of the wild french women in your fine land.

some one mention groupies....thongs.....I'm so happy and joyous I have joined this militia:D Stickers are cool too but thongs totally rock. Will these thongs be modeled on the website by any cance? I think the ranks will swell (not to mention other things swelling too:p) greatly if there are pics. Damn I sound so despirate

thanks:cool: you guys rock so much. litaraly I've been listening to some of the links in sigs. Now I can tell the people at group therapy I'm in a miltia:p

I once made a fuzz effect (it wasn't stompable so i can't call it a pedal) using a schematic of the net, and an old tv for parts and I managed to carefully solder it onto a peice of card board (that was tricky)and point to poit soldered the peices with wire, and it worked! although it sounded a little buzzy. Maybe this will show my dedication to rocking. Even without cash I can't be stopped from rocking. If I lost my guitar in a house fire I would make one out out of a 2x4 with nails and superglue for a fret job and a fridge magnet with wire wrapped around it for a pick up. I could rip the amplifier section out of the burned TV with the chared speaker continue to ROCK. It also proves my insanity, card board is a dangerous substitute for perfboard and TVs contain stored high voltage in some of the componants than can kill:p

Cool, so I' could be in:D Just wait till I get my 400 watt amp(it's an active PA cab from like the 70s or something) out of storage. I will rock with some heavy artillary then! I'll check out those punk bands, thanks!

oh yea, the type of rock I like. some older stuff like Aerosmith, cream, led zeplin, jimi hendrix, the usual suspects i guess. I like metal too, mettallica some megadeth, pantera, some sepultura etc. I don't mind punk either but I'm just not as much into it. I like joe statriani's stuff, man I wish I could play like that. I will be getting a better guitar and amp I just have to save up the money to get something nice. I love les pauls but they cost so much:(

I have cheap axes. One is called a columbus(lp copy form the 80s in england i cought this one) and the other is a biscayne miami series. They suck but I got the intonation good on them so at least they're in tune lol. Oh, I guess I can't join cus I can't drink. I got mental problems and I don't need alcahol to be messed up:D oh well, I suport your cause non the less. I will rock hard and everyday to support your cause.

Wow this malitia thing sounds cool. What qualifications are there and what work is required? I might as well join something and this sounds pretty cool. I'm kind of new around here so forgive my ignorance of the Mazi Bee Malitia. What would I be required to do to get in and what activities if any would I have to engage in, I don't have access to weapons due to suicide attempt:( lol. I'm bored and wouldn't mind saving rock and roll, but who from exactly and how? Aside from obvious bay abnds and other cretans like britney spears, is there other threats I'm not aware of!? yanni?