BrendanO

not jelly, just making a random comment on a forum. Dude, if you're not jelly, you can legally be classified as dead in sixteen states.

That aught to read "Indifferent Cat hears your opinion, but...eh."

That's weird... I've suddenly got the urge to let him touch your privates, too. Though, that IS one badass example of honeyburst on ash.

i actually think it would sound sick. with the single coils too. i say go for it. i also say a tele with buckers is no longer a {censored}ing tele, but thats me. For me, it's all about the bridge pickup. Throw whatever you want in the neck and middle positions, but a Tele with a bucker in the bridge...well, what's the point? Though I have been wondering what an angled P90 in the bridge position would sound like. I've seen Teles with p90s, but they're always straight in the bridge, instead of the traditional slant.

here's a question for ya. you're a geek in high school. you have two options: 1. bang the hottest chick in school 2. bang the head cheerleader they are not the same chick. banging one excludes banging the other, so none of that "three way" stuff. they hate each other...{censored}ing one rules out a chance with the other. what do you do? Ask them if oral or anal "count," first. Then, once you've got that information, proceed.

and you sir, are a buffoon. A buffoon I may be, good chap, but it also appears I would be the one having relations on such a night as the one in question!

i already addressed that assumption. i would NOT. she scares me. That, sir, is what a lie sounds like on the internet.

Maybe {censored} her 'till her head explodes?!?!? We're obviously operating on two very levels here.

That said....I'd fuck her 'til she screams. I don't think I'd stop there, mang.

***But I'd still hit it like it stoled my car! I go with "like she owed me money." But the sentiment remains the same.

She falls into the same category as Kirsten Dunst. Sometimes, there are pics of her, and you can't imagine why anyone would ever find her attractive. Then, other times, she's so ridiculously hot, it's not even funny. But not a lot of in-between.

Cock pushups, dude.

My Mesa V-Twin rack. After that, probably my Schecter Omen 7. I also really like my Alesis QuadraVerb, but I got that for free, so I dunno if it counts as a purchase (generous friends who switch from guitar to bass rock).

The Nebraska. Lemme explain; my friend and I were going to drive to Florida from Oregon, and I told him if we had to drive thought Nebraska, I'd {censored}ing kill babies (which I do anyway, but this time there'd be a cause). So, he suggested to take the edge off, we hotbox the {censored} out of the car with a piece of butcher paper wrapped around like, half a pound of herb. Thusly, the concept of The Nebraska was born. I still need to go and try one of thems.