walt0915

This won't compare to the Penthouse Forum but it's my best one. I front a blues band in a small college town. Last night we're playing to a good crowd of kids, they're dancing, hollering, having a good time. This one girls is dancing right in front of me in this loose white lacy top that every few seconds falls off her shoulders and she keeps adjusting it and her tits and stuff. She's looking me in the eye, and giving me the beckoning motions with her hands. She's about my daughter's age - and me, I'm having trouble remembering the words to the songs. So, between songs, she leans over towards me, so I lean over, and I'm waiting, and she says in this kind of sultry voice "I could be the groupie." So, I'm sitting there, jaw dropped, looking at her, the band wondering when we're going to start the next song, and I'm imagining this girl naked and thinking that the wife IS out of town and I think to myself "honey, do you understand what you just said?" but to her I say "Yes. Yes you can." So she hops up on stage and I start the next song and she's kind of bumping into me and for the next hour or so she's on and off stage, but never far and I'm having real trouble remembering how to play guitar. But by the end of the evening she's gone - as they always are. So as we're tearing down the stage and swapping stories - and everyone is commenting on her, I tell the guys "she MUST have thought a groupie is just a girl who dances - because there ain't no way a girl like that offers to {censored} a fat old man like me!" Well, that's as close as I get. And damn it the wife is out of town! Have to head home and find some porn on the internet ...

I call this one "Bettie" and this one "White Dog"