el_duderino676

What happened, did someone set us up the bomb?

Lug's bass playing is not unbad. - Funkee1 /You're the only bassist I know whose roadie has to manage a SaniCan as well as a bass rig. - The Lurker / Lug not only sucks, but he sucks with such total and utter power that even black holes can do little but stare in amazement. - Thrash Jazz / Everytime I click on lug's MP3s I wanna jam a turkey baster in my ear and suck out my brains - mikgag / dear god, the last 30 seconds of that... lets just say i thought mikgag was kidding about the turkey baster... oddity_UK / That's amazing. No matter how many times I hear Lug play, it still causes that little bit of vomit to work its way up my throat, and it won't go back down. I spit it out and half expect it to wiggle its way south towards Texas - Craigv / many were making fun of Lug....so I asked for a sample of his work, got an MP3 and played it..I am still trying to get rid of the locusts that suddenly appeared raining in my home, the boils on my skin and bleeding from my rectum has almost healed. Though my entire family is completely blind now, those that did not commit suicide are doing better...though the dreams never stop. William Hung??.........forget it. Lug has no equal. - kmrumedy / If you establish a new religion for the masses called Suckiness you will be their Messiah and that .MP3 shall be their bible. Your powerful Suck never was more justified - Tivorosky / There are no words in any language, living or dead, that can even begin to describe this. - Mudbass upon stumbling across my nastier MP3's / The King of Suck has Überpowers that even a moderator can't beat. -JazzAd, Mod / Lug's tone is so unique you can smell it - bigbottomline ... i use his mp3's everytime i need to unclog the sink... most power suck around!..megadan / the total lack of taste and just about anything interesting makes your song so powerfully terrible that it truly deserves to be on a porn movie starring Mrs Packman at age 95 - evilnightrime / I remember once in my maths class we were doing logarithms, except the lecturer's writing was dodgy and it looked like lugarithms. I laughed inwardly but deep down I knew that such a thing was a contradiction in terms - FreestyleIntruder / Lug, even your signature sucks. - Banta / It feels dirty, like listening to lug mp3's...Incubitabus / Lugishness: The act of wishing to be the most unworthy of praise, to want to be the worst at something, to drain the life out of whatever activity one attempts, to suck. - ModmanQ6 / Hunt for popcorn (a well known Lug MP3) moved my bowels quicker that a 4 quart enema and a spanking from a 200 pound midget. - Koz / I think lug managed to impliment the black plague in his MP3. As soon as I turned it on, I started getting black tumors all over my groin & neck and knew the end was near... The Ox / Lug is the only person capable of offending an entire genre of music with a single note. - NineMinuteNap / Lug is the only person who can turn a SansAmp into a SansTalent. - Takeout / Had Pharaoh *still* refused to let the Israelites go, God would've unleashed Lug's playing as the 11th and no doubt final plague. - Emprov / I feel I need to clarify. Trust me, EVERYTHING is worng with lug's playing. He is the King Of Suck. The briefest of exposures to his MP3s has been known to turn animals off their feed, cause grown men to weep like new-borns, is suspected to have effected the mortality rates of the armadillo, and has left mikgag with a turkey baster permanently lodged in his brain. Heed the warning, do NOT listen to lug's playing...You have been warned. - Basshunter / Oh don't worry, I'm not going to listen to them, I'm going to hold up a bank with them. Some threats are worse than death. - freestyleintruder after downloading Lug MP3's / I just clicked one of those MP3s and my intestines fell out. - milkgag / Lug sucks more then Paris Hilton. - mxpxfan / I listened to the lug mp3. One of my ears tried to leap free of my head - BigBigPeaches / some whinny crap about not being in Lug's signature - basshunter / Oh dear God! The only way I could get the sound of this MP3 out of my head was to fill the blender with rocks and hit frappe. - mudbass ***some whiney crap about being in Lug's sig**** - Bonoman / Its so bad that its on a level far beyond porn funk. - Super_Donut_man

Originally Posted by oldivor It's hard to fap when I have a {censored} internet connection....

Originally Posted by oldivor With them around I just turn into an angry drunk. As is the nature of alcohol of any type. Just replace the beer part with rubbing one off. Guaranteed chill out even in the most adverse circumstances.

Originally Posted by oldivor Living with my roommates turns me into a grumpy hard ass. Deal with it. That's why you chug a beer, smoke a joint, and say "{censored} it all."

Originally Posted by Hearafter Still I LOLed.

Originally Posted by oldivor On topic, GTFO, etc. Yeah, but IIRC, this is a BASS forum, not a geetar one, so therefore, I was still off topic so .

Bending them skinny strings just made me discover a whole new level of callouses that I haven't seen in a looooooooooooooong time.

And for some reason, I find it strange that I'm still the 5th highest poster in this thread. Go figure.

Originally Posted by frunobulax Coincidence? You tell me.

Originally Posted by frunobulax the Dude abides. As long as there's a white russian in one hand with a joint in the other, everything's liquid.

Originally Posted by Zamfir Only employees get to pee and poop in the workplace! Still "over there". Will be back y'all's way in summer of 2010. Where are you? Is this your second year of uni? No, I'm in my fourth year, although I've changed majors enough that I'm still considered a junior. Oh well, at least I don't have to deal with too many freshmen and sophomores in class anymore, except for my base journalism classes. Still in Ark. for the time being, but as soon as I graduate I plan on relocating somewhere a little more "happening." Don't get me worng, Fay-town is alright and there's some cool {censored} happening, but after being stuck in this place for going on 22 years, I'm ready to see something different, and probably somewhere with a little bit cooler climate.

Originally Posted by Zamfir I play bass in the TK just to honor the loss of our fruno. Or to make him a return-visiting zombie. Or something. Welcome back, El Dood! Glad to see I'm not on everyone's ignore list. Seems like I throw flies out and they only hit a brick wall. You still fightin' to keep Themapeeins from {censored}ting in your workplace, or are you back in Ameerika?

Originally Posted by chunky-b I actually got my bass out and played for awhile last night... Got to get things organized where I can do that more often. Ahem . . . According to the TK rules, please refrain from mentioning on-topic matters within said thread. In other words . . . KEEP THE ON TOPIC {censored} OUTSIDE!

[Drive-by post] I haven't seen lug post a new mp3 lately, has anyone else? [/Drive-by post]