Incubitabus

Originally Posted by oldivor -Long ass list snip- {censored} that. I'm not letting T3ch out-post me!

Originally Posted by fretless April 4 so much better than: Why must U2 suck now?

Originally Posted by Crescent Seven By the time you got up, I'd be in the next county. C7 ...and still running.

Originally Posted by fingeringam please dont go sit on a pipe bomb i love that the simplicity of this message STILL wasn't enough for you to avoid having to make an edit...

Originally Posted by Crescent Seven You crouch down behind him, and I'll push him. I'd better get a running start, I'm only 200lbs. C7 Originally Posted by fingeringam he'd break me I'd break you both right in the face with a claw hamm... whoops. Almost C7'd myself, there.

Originally Posted by fingeringam haha, i thought that too every1 has to try it at least once, just do it sober, otherwise theres NO chance I'm also 6'6" 350 lbs.

Originally Posted by fingeringam lol i have to dig up the video of when me an my friends convinced my brother that it was possible to drink a gallon of milk in less than an hour I've never attempted this, but I maintain that I could probably do it. This based on the fact that I have polished off 3/4 of a gallon with a single meal back when I was playing football.

Originally Posted by Crescent Seven I lost my big toenail playing hacky-sack in math class my senior year. We had a big classroom and 90min classes, so after we were done with our classwork, the teacher allowed us stoners to play hacky-sack in the back of the room. I served the bag by placing it between my feet, planting my hands on the floor, and doing a quick handstand. When my feet came back down, the toes spiked straight into the ground, and the toenail took the impact inside my shoe (it needed to be trimmed). When I pulled my shoe off, my sock was soaked in blood; the toenail was ripped completely off. Luckily, my sister was in the same class, and when she saw it, she vomited right on the spot. The doctor gave me a tetanus shot that day. C7 lol. Nice. Making a sibling vomit is especially satisfying. I had a tetanus shot a couple years ago for college. Even so, my mother asks if my toe is infected almost every time I talk to her...

Originally Posted by fingeringam i hate it when im right it gets worse as the nail grows back, it looks increasingly weirder with each passing day, good luck Its the eighth time I've done this, but only the second time on the big toe (the last was when I was 5 and dropped a board on my foot while helping my Dad carry wood outside to build a swing set and slide. Most of the others were from getting my foot stepped on in basketball and football (including a wonderful case where one nail cracked, and a new one grew in most of the way before the broken part fell off).

Originally Posted by Trauma_Luna by the way, how much is apple paying you for that avatar Incubitabus'? Wouldn't you like to know?

Originally Posted by fingeringam im sure thats an intersting story, have anything to do with a warwick? Nope. Originally Posted by Zamfir ...why? WARNING: possibly gross/disturbing description of events to follow. So when we moved in a month ago, I managed to drop a box on my foot (causing my big toe to swell). I finished moving in, and that night, as I was navigating around my new room, I managed to catch the same toe on my bed frame (which was laying on the floor near my bathroom door). This second maneuver REALLY hurt. I caught the flat edge of the fram right between the toe and the nail, driving the already swollen toe down, and the nail up. Now normally, if you apply pressure immediately, you can manage to keep the nail, however due to my previous foray into toe-stubbery, I had essentially rendered my toe untouchable, lest I experience a sharp pain that was honestly just as bad, if not worse, then the initial pain caused by either incident. So I decided to loosely wrap tape and gauze around the toe and hope for the best. Seven days later, my toe FINALLY stopped bleeding and seeping some unknown fluid, and the swelling had gone down. At this point, I had begun my new job (one at which I can wear sandals every day, if I so choose -- and I do!). This allowed me to leave the toe open to the air, and hopefully it would heal. Fast forward to this past Saturday. During my shift, I clumsily raked my left foot over the toes of my right while I was uncrossing my legs. In full view of a customer and one of my co-workers, I dislodged half of the nail, leaving it dangling by only a small section. At this point, it is obvious to me that I am going to lose the nail. I decide that for the sake of my customers and co-workers, I should hide the problem. I take medical tape from the store's first aid kit and wrap it around my toe, securing the nail in place. This was working great, as long as I changed the tape every other day. I re-taped it this morning, but apparently, I didn't tape it securely enough. A customer stepped backwards in front of me when I was walking, and my nail caught on their shoe, ripping the tape and leaving my nail sticking straight up in bold-faced defiance of gravity and common sense. After finishing with the customer I was helping (who I don't think ever noticed my now naked big toe), I went to the back and removed the remainder of the tape. Along with it came my nail. Now, since the sight of my nail-less toe makes even me feel queasy, I covered it with a piece of gauze, and wrapped tape around it. It no longer hurts, but it looks heinous, so I'll prob keep it covered for at least a couple of days... Odds are, you've read through this whole thing in some sort of grossed-out trance. Aren't you glad you asked?

I no longer have a toenail on my right big toe...

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