Crescent Seven

Originally Posted by moogieotter Ya. Her friend is hooking her up. We offered her, but it's 2 doors down from batterer. Sounds like a short walk is in order...choke him with a claw hammer. C7

Originally Posted by Incubitabus ...and still running. Nah, I figure a guy your size would run out of steam faster than I could get to my car and put it in drive. C7

Originally Posted by Incubitabus I'd break you both right in the face with a claw hamm... whoops. Almost C7'd myself, there. By the time you got up, I'd be in the next county. C7

Originally Posted by Incubitabus I'm also 6'6" 350 lbs. Originally Posted by fingeringam well u got me by 200 pounds but im 6' 6 as well... i hate bein a lanky mutha fuka You crouch down behind him, and I'll push him. I'd better get a running start, I'm only 200lbs. C7

Originally Posted by Incubitabus lol. Nice. Making a sibling vomit is especially satisfying. You should have seen her puke when we told her the elk steak she was eating was actually elk heart. She threw up right onto her plate, and said "no wonder it was so chewy!" I also made he puke strawberry milk out of her nose in front of all of her friends, just by telling her I ate the organs out of the fetal pig I had dissected in biology that morning. God that was funny. C7

Originally Posted by Incubitabus I lost my big toenail playing hacky-sack in math class my senior year. We had a big classroom and 90min classes, so after we were done with our classwork, the teacher allowed us stoners to play hacky-sack in the back of the room. I served the bag by placing it between my feet, planting my hands on the floor, and doing a quick handstand. When my feet came back down, the toes spiked straight into the ground, and the toenail took the impact inside my shoe (it needed to be trimmed). When I pulled my shoe off, my sock was soaked in blood; the toenail was ripped completely off. Luckily, my sister was in the same class, and when she saw it, she vomited right on the spot. The doctor gave me a tetanus shot that day. C7

Originally Posted by 82Daion It's amazing how much life sucks when you've got $20 in your bank account, you've found out that your leads on employment have gone dead, and you can't play music with anyone. This isn't strictly a "college living" issue. Just wait until it happens when you're 28. C7

What Republican starlets/stars that make a living in Hollywood have said anything comparable? It's really irrelevant as to whether I believe it's true or not. What matters is you haven't provided any evidence whatsoever other than pointing the finger at unnamed windbags. It's not my job or Craigv's job to find your evidence for you. The Republican Celebrities Club keeps it's mouth shut because all democrat celebrities are {censored}ing Scientologists, proving that all democrats are stupid mindless goons that believe in space aliens and {censored}, and easily fall prey to pyramid schemes. C7

Never drink Monster after 7pm. I'm gonna be up all night now... C7

Originally Posted by ToeJamFootball I'm about to eat some Cereal. Stupid stomach! I had moose tacos for dinner tonight. But cereal sounds pretty good, too. C7

Originally Posted by Zamfir I'd powder a Vicodin and roll it up in your next one if I could keep my job afterwards. That would taste so {censored}ing nasty. Blech. You'd be better off lining it up, and even then you'd have concrete in your sinuses for 4 days. Not that I know from experience or anything. C7

Originally Posted by ToeJamFootball I just ate some Watermelon. I just ate some percocet. Stupid knee. C7

Originally Posted by Zamfir Dammit, I just dropped some chocolate crumbs on the fly of my beige/offwhite pants. Smeared when I tried to get it off, too. Just admit it, you went poopdick through your fly to save time and didn't wipe down before you put it away. Chocolate crumbs my ass. C7