Go find an old fireplace mantle, it has to be, oh, 100 years old or so. Build yourself a guitar out of it along with some old motorcycle parts and some Burns single coil pickups.
Buy or build a Rangemaster treble booster; If you build one it shouldn't cost more than thirty bucks or so.
Finally, get a couple of vintage JMI Vox AC-30's and an old Echoplex, hook it all up, and jam.
It helps to have a modicum of ability to play the guitar.