Might I mention that by suck I mean that I don't feel they're a
unique or influential enough a guitarist to deserve an ESP signature model. I mean...
Just my opinion but, Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir and Atreyu, micheal Paget.
That's just my opinion though.
That's not the reason brands do signature models
I am currently constructing a guitar out of my own feces I have been collecting for the last couple years (only the really dense black ones). Its going to be called the {censored}ocaster. When I take this stuff out of the freezer and dethaw it Ill use local grasses and form it into a strat shape and let it dry in the sun, then ill laquer it and add a warmoth neck.
You'd get extra points if you could actually do it. Just don't use a warmoth neck.