BeakerArk

I completely understand the questioning of my choice of words, but lemme explain. . It wasn't the quantity of chicks in bed that mattered, it was the longevity of the situation. Stretch it out for all its worth. Remember, this was a real life situation, not some Penthouse Forum thing ...they weren't into the "nekkid w/ my sister" aspect of it. Better to please 'em one at at time (if I may be so bold to say) than to disappoint both at the same time. I was perverse enough to have at it, but not sick enough to be delusional about the consequences of pissin' one of 'em off. . .

The following is a true story. . .i swear. . . I was 18, just starting out in my first real giggin' band, playing bars/clubs on a regular basis. We were playing a local tourist trap town, at a hotel lounge/bar. Now, back then, I was much more svelt and hardbodied (years of beer and biscuits-n-gravy have taken their toll). During the last set, I notice a set of extremely hot (read: DAMN HAWT!!!) twins sitting at the bar, seeming to dig what we were doing. I'll leave out the gory details, but suffice it to say that I had twins that night. .. one at a time, mind you (I'm perverse, but not sick). ..as I was kickin' one out of the comp'd room, and pulling the other in, my guitarist is entering his room and spies the twin-swap.